Good God, it's a Bordello.
19.08.2025 10:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@jefflayton.bsky.social
I'm just Jeff. Cluster monkey, past military officer and professor. #HPC and Lots of other Things. I work at NVIDIA but have worked other places (it's a long list). Opinions and re-posts are my own. "Next to Last"
Good God, it's a Bordello.
19.08.2025 10:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Parts of the Constitution were erased from the Library of Congress website, including the section featuring the foreign emoluments clause.
The removal was blamed on a "coding error."
Here's a reminder of what the clause says, just in case Congress ever decides to enforce it...
Suppose you type "Google" in Google. Warning - just step back before hitting enter.
07.08.2025 16:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0One more sbatch and we'll all end up in singularity.
07.08.2025 12:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0That is a thing of beauty. Ode to bread.
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30.07.2025 17:02 β π 46484 π 17509 π¬ 1155 π 2329Unfortunately, he will get off of all charges. This is the world we live in now.
01.08.2025 10:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I thought there was an executive order naming it "bigly intelligence"? Perhaps "Covfefe Intelligence"?
01.08.2025 10:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bible thumping, porn-obsessed bigot says what?
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When the issue tracker your work uses is down...
31.07.2025 08:16 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Canβt get enough of these videos. @diaperdiplomacy-m.bsky.social is a must-follow.
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30.07.2025 15:15 β π 394 π 116 π¬ 52 π 10I can see it now, thousands of gamers running to scrap yards looking for radiators and fans. It will be glorious!
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22.07.2025 08:03 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I fully expect his postings to start with "Achtung!" given that last line. Or maybe something from Starship Troppers ("What to learn more?")
18.07.2025 10:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Any more, I view these types of breaches as incompetence. There are tools and processes that work successfully almost all of the time and they can catch simple things like this breach.
These DOGE knuckleheads are not as good as MAGA things.
It's Y2K all over again. :)
17.07.2025 10:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Got it. Thanks.
So you are "double" scheduling nodes - one user getting the CPUs and possibly another user getting the GPUs? Any concerns about oversubscribing CPU memory or the two users stepping on each other's cores?
The #HPC channel seems really quiet. Is everyone just beat down like me :)
16.07.2025 16:36 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0But couldn't they just monitor all of the GPUs on the node? Either individually or collectively? Sure, it's a lot to look at, but if the concern is small amounts of computational time lost across a number of GPUs in a single node, then perhaps the goal should be modified? Or am I missing something?
16.07.2025 16:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0tldx helps you brainstorm available domain names fast for your next project idea so that you can get a good domain name. It is a free and opensource tool github.com/brandonyoung...
16.07.2025 08:54 β π 30 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0However, you can launch a Docker container on a specific GPU or range of GPUs and note which container goes to which GPU. Then you can use NVML or nvidia-smi to monitor the usage on that specific GPU. However, it's a bit more manual.
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