WookieeNo1

Just went flying through Capenhurst at full speed. Message over speakers “Please take care getting off the train”

One word for ya:

Predestination

These ain't your average ho-hum creme eggs...

And they certainly ain't for kids

Surely it's not beyond the wit of man to write some VBA to detect when this happens and play an alarm and Undo the action on the offending machine(s)?

Wirral Globe delivery
Ice cream salesman (on a van)
Burger flipper (stairways)
Sewer inspector (I lifted the manholes, and nowt else)
Builder's mate (humping concrete/plaster and guttering)
Radio Technician
Software Engineer
Vehicle transporting

And finally, Asda Delivery Driver

They probably drink more champagne at the races?

a bald man is talking about death and says `` never go in against a sicilian when death is on the line '' . Alt: a bald man is talking about death and says `` never go in against a sicilian when death is on the line '' .

Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.

Is that multiple copies of the same 2 albums? Enquiring minds want to know🤣

Silicone Valley? You been watching Russ Meyer films again?

#SlowHorses
Can't believe I've just heard a Wayne (Jayne) County and the Electric Chairs lyric used

Stayed with her for 3 years? What did work say about that?

Lazy so and so
A simple regex replacement fixes this:
Find:
(\w+)\s*(\w+)
Replace:
$1 $2

Even simpler form: \s+ -> ‘ ‘

Curses on the Illiterati 👹

Wot??? No elevenses?

You Think Youre Tough Are You Tough GIF ALT: You Think Youre Tough Are You Tough GIF

Gotta love spiders. Humans are millions of times bigger, but they still get all uppity and threaten

U1

Fuschia Floyd

Sounds like it's a bit seedy to me

Not so much warm, as humid 😂

a man wearing a helmet and goggles is making a funny face . Alt: a man wearing a helmet and goggles is making a funny face, and shouting "Hello Boys, I'm back!"

#TROSC #SWA #AwayDays

Swim England Bronze, Silver, and Gold swimming badges in one fell swoop. Oh, wait, where are you again?

Paul O'Grady was a national treasure

Sorry guys, it's 19-2000 Gorillaz

"Caught up in the conflict between his brain and his tail"

Indeed, they aren't

Gadzooks: RFC 2795

Why do I keep thinking Poo Freed would have been wittier?

Did you have an Asda van go past you at some point earlier this afternoon/evening? I thought I recognised at least 1 of a pair of scooterista on t'other side of the road...

@theorblive.bsky.social watched your phenomenal set at The Glade, and can't get it out of my head that the voiceover from Slam by Pendulum featured at some point. Can you please put me out of my misery and confirm this?

Don’t get me started on same day deliveries…

A bit late - but the Cabaret Tent?

Would love to be there, but I'll catch them at Glastonbury 2 days later 👍