Busty Shackleford

Surely just a few pomegranate seeds are fine

Just wall to wall cocaine bears up here, Dev

It’s wild how people will insist others accept disrespect and outright cruelty for the sake of the feelings of the axe, to the detriment of the tree. Or to uphold some image of virtue. Not speaking is a boundary, and isn’t up for debate.

I love this so much for B, and you.

It shows up every year like Mariah Carey

I think he may be having a stroke

She should try how it ended for her

A black and white comic of the author talkin to themselves, they say “ahhh a new year, a fresh start”. They then look at the calendar in shock seeing it’s already May. “HUH? MAY??” they say. Then they say “that’s fine, I have the whole summer ahead of me!” They look at the calendar, now it’s September. “WHAT?! HUH?” They hold their head in their hands, despairing. “No, no, it’s okay, there’s still time” they look at the calendar which now says December and shriek “STOP!!” At it

Happy old year

Tuna casserole on a freezing cold night kicks ass.

I’ll say it. She’s proof there’s a hole in the fence surrounding the cunt farm.

Once again, they’re wrong.

Hell yeah

Hate when I eat celery and get heartburn from the intense flavor and spices

I hope that lady has never had a good hair day or properly fitting underwear since that moment

Get in line, pal

“It’s ok, it’s not too spicy!”

I am here for Flamin’ Hot Celery, a true godless abomination fitting of this modern nightmare

“Mild Flavor” celery salad implies the existence of Bold Flavor celery, or even Flamin’ Hot celery

this is the true spirit of social media: a thread beginning with an injury complaint and ending with the suggestion to fuck salma hayek

Still one of the great tweet exchanges

Bedroom 4, that’s only got a sink

a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit

They were aiming for the trans person that’d be grading it. The stupidity is huge but the cruelty was the point, as always. It’s always just so fucking hateful with them.

Exactly. Peebs was a good girl but she got away from me a few times and took off. It was my neighbor’s kid’s dog that time and I wasn’t interested in starting beef there over an accident.

My late, sweet (but protective and unaware of her own size) Pebbles was reactive and listened to me, but we had a close call when another dog yanked away from their person and it went for her but she only got a little scratch. Total accident, no one at fault, but scary as hell

Snow’s headed my way tomorrow so I’d best get my behind to the grocery store. Could be 3” or it could be 8”, who knows and I don’t want any of it right now. But I DO want stuff to make tuna casserole.

Sooo here's a little public records request I just made to the University of Oklahoma.

This feels like it should be legal

I think an under-discussed issue in this country is that many adults seem to believe they no longer need to learn anything new because they aren’t in school anymore