Busty Shackleford

based on my calculations, the 500,000th scripted word i have written for my podcast is "like."

perfect, no notes. thousands of hours spent researching and writing and for the big milestone, "like."

If you get overwhelmed during the reception or just want a break to be with your new bride for a moment, ask the venue staff for a private spot. They’ll know where you can go. Once the ceremony & photos, etc are done it’s a party with all your favorite people. But it’s for you two.

You see, it’s fine, because President Biff Tannen will just lie and say the prices are “down, like way down, down so much you can’t even believe, so much better than Sleepy Joe,” the press won’t push back and the headline will read “Trump triumphant on energy prices” or some shit

Yay for fiber!

So Jelly Rolled?

This is true

Those are not words arranged in any pattern that I could have expected to read today or ever

Can we send them Colin Jost?

The Bruce Campbell news is really bumming me out for him. This year blows.

I still do this too. I fear my own clumsiness

I was gifted with my case of chicken pox after an intentional playdate with my sick best friend and spent ages in those baths, and then coated in calamine. Which did jack shit.

MOTHERFUCKER

Done. I like cookies.

Ok this is a good point here.

Don’t leave out the dirty details, Meg. We’re all adults here.

Listen, no need to gild the lily here. We’re already in 😆

100% agreed, again

Agreed

I’d share 🤷‍♀️

Bring bourbon

Round red plate with fresh pappardelle, pork ragú, extra grated Parmesan, and crispy butter-toasted garlic-lemon breadcrumbs, and steamed broccolini with lemon

Pork ragú after five hours cooking, a night in the fridge, and a good dose of parmesan and heavy cream

Mixed greens salad with roasted pears, dried cranberries, honey pecans, parmesan, and lemon-pomegranate vinaigrette

Puff pastry turnovers with raspberry jam and chocolate with raw sugar baked on top

Project dinner on a Monday night.

I’ll go too if needed.

Hi @defnotadino.bsky.social 👆👋

While having UC?!

yeah guys do chicago or philly again both those conventions went great

Pasta this time

Yep!

Mindless labor is what I need today

Goddamn that’s a zombie bite

All those asswipes in power right now confuse war with strength. There’s a lot of reasons they’re doing this shit but genuinely not one of those men has ever had a moment of non toxic self worth. The women aren’t any better. Just all soulless jagoffs.