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Alan Perrott

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Was previously biding my time elsewhere. I am now biding my time here. Sweet.

261 Followers  |  347 Following  |  564 Posts  |  Joined: 20.09.2023
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This fucker is only days away from announcing kills while rubbing oil on his nipples.

05.03.2026 07:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's a thumb shaped space in the sea...just sayin'.

04.03.2026 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I need more veins to plug stuff like this into.

03.03.2026 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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U.S. Troops Were Told Iran War Is for β€œArmageddon,” Return of Jesus Advocacy group reports commanders giving similar messages at more than 30 installations in every branch of the military

EXCLUSIVE: At more than 30 installations, U.S. commanders told troops the war on Iran is a Christian war.

The Military Religious Freedom Foundation has been β€œinundated” with more than 110 complaints.

One NCO said they were told the U.S. war is to bring about Armageddon and the return of Jesus…

03.03.2026 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 12729    πŸ” 6353    πŸ’¬ 1291    πŸ“Œ 4140

He's one question from blurting 'Nah, you are'...USA USA USA

03.03.2026 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nah, was English language bill. He had it.

03.03.2026 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Go Keiran...

03.03.2026 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's fifth bill up for debate. Was fourth, but bad people on the road bill leapfrogged it. Better bloody happen but, I've written a preview, ha,

03.03.2026 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pae Ora debate up tonight (hopefully) after the English language clown show. Our taxes in action.

03.03.2026 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's Skynet but by one fuck up at a time and it's got all the time.

01.03.2026 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Get in.

28.02.2026 07:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting in the back seat of a car with a group of people . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in the back seat of a car with a group of people .

How do we go about getting a bill into the biscuit tin to fire David Seymour into the fucking sun?

25.02.2026 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not sure you roosters realise how weird your overt celebration of the military looks from the outside. Not to kink shame but.

25.02.2026 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No Regerts tatt scenario.

25.02.2026 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Chef's kiss.

25.02.2026 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Please please please please please...

25.02.2026 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Got five bucks on him shitting his pants during the third hour. Come on Donnie, don’t let me down…

24.02.2026 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And fucking yet...

23.02.2026 05:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Three, woooo...and being a Dorklander, I thought Lower Hutt was a suburb. Huzzah.

23.02.2026 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nice job if you can get it.

23.02.2026 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit is sitting in a chair with his hands folded and says `` i 'm not even sorry '' ALT: a man in a suit is sitting in a chair with his hands folded and says `` i 'm not even sorry ''

Up the Brumbies...woooo. If the Cantabs were still all boo-hoo over Robertson, well, now...bwahahahahahaha.

22.02.2026 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well fuck that.

22.02.2026 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hate them, hate them, hate them. ARGH...

22.02.2026 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Intermission was odd. Shoulda played cartoons.

21.02.2026 11:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Was a grand time - so many bangers I didn't know. Assume was Ak FC flare. I enjoyed it, security didn't.

21.02.2026 11:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I check most nights to see if he's dead. One day.

20.02.2026 05:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I would happily put an already fetid lettuce up against the life span of that bullshit fraud from the second he leaves office.

20.02.2026 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Invite him to Cupid.

19.02.2026 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Simplest solution is usually right and that's marketing, but dunno, I'm just fucked off with most things at the moment.

16.02.2026 07:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Reflecting age of viewership? Bullshit, regardless.

16.02.2026 06:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0