really says something when the only positive news in America is that the president has a rash that looks like a Men in Black alien is almost ready to split from his skin
02.03.2026 19:45 — 👍 1333 🔁 152 💬 27 📌 8really says something when the only positive news in America is that the president has a rash that looks like a Men in Black alien is almost ready to split from his skin
02.03.2026 19:45 — 👍 1333 🔁 152 💬 27 📌 8Me explaining why I’ve been a Mariners fan for most of my life
20.02.2026 16:41 — 👍 1541 🔁 124 💬 78 📌 48
A dog smiling directly into camera
Me, when the nearby restaurant employees start gossiping
20.12.2025 13:51 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Men writing emails is wild. No pauses or hesitations. Just stream of consciousness, nary an exclamation point
08.12.2025 16:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you’re reading work emails on a plane without a screen protector then WE’RE reading work emails on a plane
08.12.2025 16:10 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Devastated to hear that a very old tortoise I have never heard of until today, has died
25.11.2025 15:14 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0“i was testing you” - a loser with nothing to offer
22.11.2025 03:20 — 👍 194 🔁 82 💬 6 📌 12I was (am) also deeply affected by the vacuum trying to commit suicide in The Brave Little Toaster
20.11.2025 04:25 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I know my brain is absolutely cooked bc I just saw a video of a roomba escaping its house before getting hit by a car and it made my heart hurt 😔
20.11.2025 04:21 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0she’s def got those photos on a google drive
15.11.2025 00:41 — 👍 397 🔁 37 💬 5 📌 0“Get his ass, Columbo,” -me, while watching Columbo
09.11.2025 05:16 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My trick or treater tally for 2024. The tally is 77.
Favorite costume:
“Dead bleacher bum that fell into the ivy”
He was wearing a Cubs jersey covered in blood and had a slashed throat and he was covered in ivy. Very fun!
Never heard my husband say “wow” more than now, as we’re watching How It’s Made: Bricks
29.10.2025 02:34 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
a trans girl in vermont was kicked off her swimming team and committed suicide and at the very same time, the discourse in d.c. today is about whether the democratic party should’ve abandoned her sooner in order to win votes
a day in an american life
"Man goes scorched earth on ICE agents kidnapping people in his hometown."
Source:
old.reddit.com/r/PublicFrea...
Why, yes, Josh Naylor played a lot of hockey growing up. How can you tell?
21.10.2025 00:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It’s a horse standing in ocean water with the caption “I just need to lock in.” The horse is wearing a Seattle Mariners hat
20.10.2025 20:54 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Anyway god bless gepants and the Seattle mariners
19.10.2025 15:59 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0She was genuinely shocked when i told her to never do that again
19.10.2025 15:58 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Lady next to me just gave the air a good 5 spritzes
19.10.2025 15:57 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hey heads up, it’s an asshole move to spray perfume on a plane
19.10.2025 15:57 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0Wearing a Mariners hat in NYC this week has been fuckin awesome
15.10.2025 23:17 — 👍 24 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0“Gotta stop saying Seattle stole this one. They earned it.” Okay Derek Jeter respecting the Mariners on a Sunday night
13.10.2025 03:53 — 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
They're just flabbergasted that we're not a super shitty bad team
FUCKING GOMS BABY
WHAT
11.10.2025 05:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Bazardo in a tank top doing a post game Interview while flashing his arm muscles
Oh, him?????
11.10.2025 04:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Simply the least stressful game of all time
11.10.2025 03:58 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hate that I’m immediately thinking of the messages Kerkering will receive from sports gamblers
10.10.2025 01:48 — 👍 25 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0get him off the mound get him off the mound get him off the mound get him off the mound get him off the mound get him off the mound
08.10.2025 01:51 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
