James Waters

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I'm on the radio right now until 2pm. It's what Saturdays are made for (not cooking shows on TV)

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“Come on Pippa, time to turn up the feel good” 🤣🤣

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Twitter now is:

“Crazy things that happened in the world:

A thread.”

Or

“14 cities that have sunsets”

and the third one is a gambling, trading, Crypto ad.

Happy Easter:

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...and so it continues:

Day 3626 of finding out celebrities I didn't realize that I am older than.

Today: Natasha Bedingfield - 43

They are cancelling it which makes a how I found out about it! Last service running on May 16, 2025.

I never knew this train existed

6Music smashing it as per

Happy Birthday to this beautiful bastard #Blur #DamonAlbarn

Good morning from #TunbridgeWells #EastEnders

Well it’s been a great birthday but I’m ready for the #TeaAlarm

Of course there’s a website! I’ll add it to my favourites 🤣

On Monday I was filling out a form for work and realised that for the past year I have been telling people I am older than I am.

I'm 45, not 46 as I have been saying. I even created a spreadsheet to double check:

What. The. Fuck?

Cheap Supermarket Cola. 2 litres down the pan, leave overnight: Bingo!

I learnt this when I was a temp in a works canteen after college. Never buttered bread before (spoiled brat) so the supervisor showed me with a table spoon.

Everyone who’s seen me doing it since has converted.

Amazing hack.

"Hello Stuart" #PopMaster

How did they take this picture? 🤣🤣

I have so many app on my iPhone I’ve run out of screens and get this every afternoon. #Update

"Brian McGuigan you're next" #Popmaster

Client just said to me "Why has to advertising budget changed?" to which I for some reason got all sassy and said "You've removed the Prosecco and replaced it with Champagne"

I'm blaming the sun.

For anyone that has not gone outside yet it's freezing.

You're welcome.

I’d been working on that for flours

I don’t have any ingredients!

I'm Panicaking

I feel like we are owed an adults edition where Daddy & Mummy Pig have to work on a budget plan on how they will afford it. Lifeless weekends walking around Ikea whilst stock piling baby wipes.

I know I’m late to this but: another baby? In a world where nobody grows old.

Just saw an ad for what looked like a pie and it looked delicious!

Turns out it’s wasn’t for me.

If you could only eat one thing for the rest of your life...what would it be?

YouTube video by MumfordAndSonsVEVO Mumford & Sons - Rushmere

Love the new Mumford & Sons track: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sBw...

The fact that Fat Boy Slim used to go to school with Keir Starmer blows my mind.