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@colonelmoutardo.bsky.social

Inane witterings. Arsenal fan, ex-British Army, Corps of Royal Engineers, Sapper (retd) & amateur flatulist (Iraq war Op Telic veteran for what it's worth - I did fuck all). Lives in Shropshire, UK. 40-something & grumpy. Plays with guitars & toy soldiers

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Latest posts by colonelmoutardo.bsky.social on Bluesky

This is really good by the way. You are super talented. Such a shame that it is posted under such circumstances.

28.11.2025 14:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Does German have the equivalent of portmanteau?

27.11.2025 20:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Would help if he managed to get anything more than a banana to orbit.

14.11.2025 21:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don't want to presume to speak for everyone but in this case I think it's justified; we love your boobs.

07.11.2025 23:08 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Lovely 4 days in Paris. Only a little bit rained on. Walked 30+ miles over the 4 days. Lots to see.

03.11.2025 07:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Boobs seem to grow every day. This is a good thing.

26.10.2025 23:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's OK and I deeply apologise for taking the piss out of your reply but the formatting lent me to (badly) apply humour. All the best.

26.10.2025 23:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This isn't a proper haiku, I apologise.

26.10.2025 23:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why did you
Write this reply in haiku
I am confused

26.10.2025 23:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

How is anyone supposed to be identified from such a crappy picture? I could take better photos on my mobile phone 20 years ago...

26.10.2025 20:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
Viz satire of an adorable Adolf Hitler doll, apeing the adverts often seen on the back of Sunday supplementals for crap nick-nacks.

Viz satire of an adorable Adolf Hitler doll, apeing the adverts often seen on the back of Sunday supplementals for crap nick-nacks.

A Viz classic, "Ich Bin Ein Naughty Boy"

23.10.2025 18:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes. My dad became paraplegic at age 17 and had massive chest, shoulders and arms from wheeling himself around and lifting himself in and out of cars.

16.10.2025 15:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gorgeous 😍

05.10.2025 18:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Preview
You DON'T know there's a god - YouTube

Quelle surprise. Funny how these evangelicals turn out to be the most hypocritical. @aron-ra.bsky.social did a great 3-part takedown of this guy's crappy logic and rhetoric www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

03.10.2025 09:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Castles (Official Video)
YouTube video by Simulated Sun Castles (Official Video)

youtu.be/N1SYVntC1iM?...

02.10.2025 23:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Half-expecting Pep to rip his mask off, Scooby Doo-style, at the end of the game, revealing a wizened, cackling Jose Mourinho.

21.09.2025 17:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have no content to share so feel free to skip.

12.09.2025 22:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is my pyramid scheme post. Everyone who shares this post will get one reshare out of me to be seen by my followers.

(content I choose to reshare is at my discretion)

12.09.2025 22:50 — 👍 33    🔁 30    💬 9    📌 2

Guilty as charged, I drink pints of the stuff.

09.09.2025 19:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is karma for them not selling Chunky Monkey or Cherry Garcia in UK supermarkets any more. Things have never been the same since...

09.09.2025 19:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What happened to your country that you have to post this kind of information? Land of the free, my arse.

06.09.2025 21:21 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Razer soundbar stopped working after a power cut. Had it with their shitty products.

05.09.2025 17:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A classic beauty

30.08.2025 21:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A fellow oldie then :P

17.08.2025 21:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I started playing in 2005, fairly regularly until the Legion expansion and then I pretty much burned out. Haven't played since. Sounds a cliché but it's like a completely different game for me now.

17.08.2025 21:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I just started playing again after a 7 year gap and the levelling experience for alts and in general is sooo much smoother

17.08.2025 21:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Pool bar open at 0900

06.08.2025 06:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Black Sabbath Never Say Die album. Shows a stylised pair of fighter pilots next to a T-6 Texan trainer plane.

Black Sabbath Never Say Die album. Shows a stylised pair of fighter pilots next to a T-6 Texan trainer plane.

Don’t care what anyone says, I love this album. I think it’s one of Sabbath’s best. Ozzy hated it but it harks back to their jazz roots. #vinyl

26.07.2025 21:46 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can't speak for everyone but we are here for you.

25.07.2025 21:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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