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07.08.2025 16:31 — 👍 20109 🔁 4618 💬 561 📌 248
“Are you abandoning your jobs?”
🔥 🔥 TEXAS DEM REP. ANN JOHNSON: “Yeah no — abandoning your job is going to Cancun in the middle of a deadly freeze…”
A+ answer from Rep. Johnson here. @texasdemocrats.bsky.social
06.08.2025 21:08 — 👍 10639 🔁 3192 💬 205 📌 141
I’m going to screenshot this and show it to you the first time a drone delivers your coffee.
07.08.2025 13:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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We've faced threats to our leadership out of
financial stability and even bomb threats undermining our safety.
Representative Ann Johnson from Houston, Texas.
07.08.2025 01:08 — 👍 1378 🔁 646 💬 39 📌 40
Love this from our Governor.
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He’d happily accept too.
07.08.2025 12:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Election theft in broad daylight. 5 alarm fire🔥.
We are over the cliff. 🇺🇸
07.08.2025 12:09 — 👍 4810 🔁 2233 💬 352 📌 159
Watchdog Group Downgrades U.S. From Democracy To Whatever Political System Lobsters Have
Watchdog Group Downgrades U.S. From Democracy To Whatever Political System Lobsters Have theonion.com/watchdo...
06.08.2025 18:00 — 👍 10962 🔁 1961 💬 195 📌 143
What a tool.
07.08.2025 01:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
New kink unlocked.
07.08.2025 00:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This is high level Justice Dept officials meeting with White House leaders about a massive cover up on an ongoing investigation.
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Terrifying stuff. I would not come to our country.
05.08.2025 15:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Hakeem Jeffries being speaker is the worst point she could make to support her case.
05.08.2025 12:02 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I’m shocked any GOP Congress people still do town halls.
05.08.2025 11:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
We get it bro. You’re a pedo predator.
05.08.2025 11:55 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Ah, you’re assuming it was consensual.
05.08.2025 11:52 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Just saying it sounds unappetizing and I think gave me diarrhea. Maybe even gonorrhea.
05.08.2025 11:31 — 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Rep. Jones spitting facts.
04.08.2025 23:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
PIMCO has been reduced to fact-checking the President. 🤡
04.08.2025 16:37 — 👍 975 🔁 235 💬 24 📌 7
Get it, Hattie!!
04.08.2025 23:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
More scorched earth from Dems pls.
04.08.2025 23:32 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It’s interesting the second highest rating is 5. Did their CEO recently say something racist?
04.08.2025 23:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Same.
04.08.2025 23:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
THEY’RE👏🏽TRYING👏🏽TO👏🏽STEAL👏🏽THE👏🏽2026👏🏽ELECTIONS👏🏽TOO!
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