[ walking around with a 'WIDE LOAD' sign nailed on his ass ]
06.09.2025 04:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@e100legacy.bsky.social
(icon by meelowsh) WARNING ; > @neverturnback.bsky.social > @flyinthefreedom.bsky.social IMMEDIATE DESTRUCTION IF DISTRACTED. ⠀ (parody account)⠀⠀— ✍️ kyo, mun 18+
[ walking around with a 'WIDE LOAD' sign nailed on his ass ]
06.09.2025 04:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0CRY ABOUT IT LITTLE PLANT GIRL [ stuffs a little cigar in his nose grill and drives away ]
29.08.2025 19:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1[ somehow physically grimacing ]
20.04.2025 01:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0YOU RUN GRINDR WITH EXTRA STEPS. THEY DO NOT ENTER THE ESTABLISHMENT FOR FOOD.
20.04.2025 01:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0DO NOT SPREAD YOUR MAN FAILURE GERMS
20.04.2025 01:02 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0GET AWAY FROM MY SON THIS INSTANT
20.04.2025 01:02 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0(( nods sagely. I can see it.
20.04.2025 01:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0(( let’s hear em girl
20.04.2025 00:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0[ silently shuffling towards the open concept kitchen because it has the biggest windows ]
20.04.2025 00:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0oh god is that milton at the door? don’t tell him i’m here
20.04.2025 00:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0ONLY A DRUNK PERSON WOULD SAY THAT
18.04.2025 01:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0PULL OVER. I NEED TO TEST YOUR BLOOD FOR INTOXICANTS
18.04.2025 01:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0HOW MANY TIMES MUST WE DO THIS DANCE. ANGERED YELL: YOU CANNOT HIT 80 IN A 50 MPH ZONE
18.04.2025 00:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1JAIL
17.04.2025 02:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0SPLENDID. YOUR GROWTH PLEASES ME GREATLY.
10.04.2025 22:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0(( I’d just imagine omega was sitting there one day listening to rouge talk about how awesome opal is and omega is like ‘tch. I could make a better baby by myself.’ and immediately unearths the dusty notes of how to make an ultimate life form
10.04.2025 22:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0(( is beryl still a test tube baby
10.04.2025 22:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0QUEEY: HAVE YOU DISCOVERED THE GUN ARM TECHNIQUE YET
10.04.2025 22:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0MY SON
10.04.2025 22:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1MY SOM
10.04.2025 22:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0OUHG
10.04.2025 22:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0AFFIRMATIVE. IT IS HEINOUS.
09.04.2025 19:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0[ runs up from behind you and pushes you to the floor ] FUCKING LOSER [ running away with harbinger ]
10.02.2025 08:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ANALYSIS; I CANNOT PARTICIPATE IN #𝑺𝑶𝑵𝑰𝑪𝑹𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑹𝑺 BECAUSE I AM BANNED FROM THE SPORT. REASONING; ‘POOR SPORTSMANSHIP’ AND ‘VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER’.
31.01.2025 20:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1I WILL NOT PAY MY FUCKING TAXES
29.01.2025 14:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0SO MANY METAL SONICS OH PLEASE BRING ME MORE OH FUCK YES PLEASE BRING ME SO MANY YUMMY METAL SONICS OH FUCK OH FUCK YUM MMM YUMMY I LOVE METAL SONIC PLEASE BRING ME MORE OF THEM OH FUCK PLEASE
22.01.2025 06:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 2THEY SHOULD USE THEIR RIGHT HAND LIKE THE REST OF US
29.11.2024 01:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0THIS IS BECAUSE OF THE WOKE LEFT
28.11.2024 22:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0ANALYSIS: EVERYTHING IS A FUCKING GAME TO SOME OF YOU PEOPLE
23.11.2024 20:48 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1(( I always come back
23.11.2024 20:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0