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Sam J

@sammyj.bsky.social

34. Musician, comedian, professional sleeper

331 Followers  |  447 Following  |  477 Posts  |  Joined: 04.08.2023  |  2.6122

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It says you know how to have fun

05.10.2025 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you๐Ÿฅฐ

03.10.2025 14:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Tried going for yallternative at work today. I feel like I should be heading back to work the homestead lol.

02.10.2025 22:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
illustration showing a large werewolf holding a pumpkin seated next to a woman holding a giant pumpkin in her lap carving it with a small knife. They are in a pumpkin patch under a full moon

illustration showing a large werewolf holding a pumpkin seated next to a woman holding a giant pumpkin in her lap carving it with a small knife. They are in a pumpkin patch under a full moon

It's pumpkin month!!

01.10.2025 08:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3366    ๐Ÿ” 940    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Dude you still look fantastic

24.09.2025 00:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Guy in all black clothes taking a selfie because heโ€™s really feeling himself

Guy in all black clothes taking a selfie because heโ€™s really feeling himself

The new job is wonderful. No red tape, no pointless meetings, just me using my stupid English degree to write.

18.09.2025 17:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Me whenever someone asks how I use AI for my writing:

16.09.2025 19:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Lenore/Hector
#Castlevania #CastlevaniaFanart #castlevanianetflix #Lenore #Hector #darkart

04.09.2025 06:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 52    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m just confused because these people are obsessed with finding voter fraud, yet theyโ€™re the ones committing it. Like dude, the fraud is right there next to you! Actually do what you claim to be about or admit youโ€™re just being a racist douche.

11.09.2025 20:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Old comic panel of a man looking nervous and confused saying "no! I--I must be dreaming! I'll-- rub - it out!"

Old comic panel of a man looking nervous and confused saying "no! I--I must be dreaming! I'll-- rub - it out!"

10.09.2025 16:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No new pictures, where are you mentally?

10.09.2025 13:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

This has been me since I started reading that damned romantasy series.

09.09.2025 13:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
3 stills of Jeffrey Combs

.. BLASPHEMY? BEFORE WHAT GOD?

A GOD REPULSED BY THE MISERABLE HUMANITY HE CREATED IN HIS OWN IMAGE?

I WILL NOT BE SHACKLED BY THE FAILURES OF YOUR GOD.

3 stills of Jeffrey Combs .. BLASPHEMY? BEFORE WHAT GOD? A GOD REPULSED BY THE MISERABLE HUMANITY HE CREATED IN HIS OWN IMAGE? I WILL NOT BE SHACKLED BY THE FAILURES OF YOUR GOD.

03.09.2025 18:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 958    ๐Ÿ” 261    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
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JOB ALERT: We're still seeking the right Senior Community Manager who has (among other skills) experience creating community, influencer, and multiplayer testing programs. โš”๏ธ

Is that you? Please apply!

Someone you know? Tag them!

Potentially in your network? RT this!

www.doublefine.com/jobs

02.09.2025 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 63    ๐Ÿ” 38    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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โœ๏ธ Happy Labor Day! ๐Ÿ–Œ๏ธ

Did you know that AI โ€œartโ€ is labor theft?

Hi. Iโ€™m a professional traditional artist of over 15 years & I was able to make a decent living until 3 years ago.

In May 2023, over 50 of my paintings had been scraped without my consent to fuel AI image generators like Midjourney.

01.09.2025 21:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1178    ๐Ÿ” 527    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Started court of mist and fury. Hopefully it lives up to the hype.

02.09.2025 03:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Being kind is punk rock. ๐Ÿค˜

31.08.2025 18:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 164    ๐Ÿ” 33    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Repost with a group youโ€™d love to hang out with

23.08.2025 15:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#art

23.08.2025 04:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 312    ๐Ÿ” 50    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like a goth princess peach.

17.08.2025 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œThis edible ainโ€™t doing shit. Let me take another one.โ€

Then what happened?? Post a GIF

17.08.2025 00:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Show me your getaway vehicle

16.08.2025 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A giant statue of big foot with two slides coming off of his chest

A giant statue of big foot with two slides coming off of his chest

What if we shot out of Bigfoot's super nipples together

15.08.2025 22:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 79    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

So the romantic tension in acotar is wonderful. That slow burn is so satisfying.

15.08.2025 15:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hate having a crush.

13.08.2025 04:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Thing
Prints available

www.inprnt.com/gallery/thou...

12.08.2025 23:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1258    ๐Ÿ” 221    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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Sometimes I look at myself and think I look pretty good

12.08.2025 21:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Got an offer for a better job so I can finally drop the minimum wage one thatโ€™s been killing me. Life is good.

08.08.2025 02:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do it!

08.08.2025 02:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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