@sammyj.bsky.social
34. Musician, comedian, professional sleeper
Rage
15.01.2026 23:57 β π 118 π 41 π¬ 1 π 0
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30.01.2026 12:39 β π 162 π 37 π¬ 4 π 0I got myself sexy underwear and wowβ¦ I actually feel hot in it. Male lingerie is severely underrated.
27.01.2026 13:24 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
A sign: EXECUTE DONALD TRUMP, HIS ENTIRE ADMINISTRATION AND ALL THOSE COMPLICIT HANG THEM ALL
Good morning.
26.01.2026 14:13 β π 92 π 13 π¬ 3 π 1
Sketch Comms Open! βοΈ
I have 10 Slots available, 1 per person!
DM me if interested! Payment upfront through PayPal! β¨
Turnaround time may vary! First come first serve β€οΈ
Lol thatβs the problem. Which is stronger? Pettiness or laziness lol
17.01.2026 15:19 β π 2 π 7 π¬ 0 π 0Ever want to be a slut out of pure spite?
17.01.2026 15:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy.
16.01.2026 17:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Thank you βΊοΈ
16.01.2026 14:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Frankenstein and Sinners both getting nominated for Best Motion Picture (drama) #GoldenGlobes
08.12.2025 16:14 β π 51 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0
Itβs Wild seeing a poster I designed up on a wall. Even crazier is that I played that show.
06.12.2025 19:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Thatβs the new season, ps1 graphics
21.11.2025 13:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
illustration by Abigail Larson inspired by Guillermo del Toro's "Frankenstein". The scene depicts Frankenstein's monster carrying Elizabeth Lavenza.
Take me with you π«
man the chokehold this movie has on me #frankenstein
Led by Donkeys at it again.
17.11.2025 16:09 β π 122 π 46 π¬ 2 π 3
Resting as much as I can with an old man keeping me company
16.11.2025 19:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A digital illustration of the plush shark Blahaj, sticking out of a bag that is shaped like the iconic ikea bags, but patterned like the transgender flag, on a pink background. βComing outβ is handwritten underneath.
Blahaj is coming out of this pretty bag to wish you a good Trans Awareness Week. β¨π¦π³οΈββ§οΈ
#art #cuteart #transawarenessmonth
Ok let's make a proper shaman out of her
#Ninarok #WIP
Don't Buy Starbucks! At any location, today and beyond, while workers are on ULP strike!
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
I wonder how much name overlap there is in the Panama papers and the Epstein files
12.11.2025 22:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A photo of a clipboard. Upon it, an ink brush drawing of an Alien. A pen sits atop it
Day 11 and took the easy way out :D #xenovember #darkart
11.11.2025 21:07 β π 105 π 10 π¬ 3 π 0Quote something random from your phone
09.11.2025 05:54 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Felt cute might delete later
07.11.2025 20:00 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Fucking finally
06.11.2025 16:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
A digital ink drawing of a smiling raven sitting a top a neglected gravestone that reads, "Piss on their grave." On the grave is an hourglass with wings, with a wet pee stain running down the surface of the stone.
Just a little vent art.
#pissontheirgraves #art
Art by β’ Mike Ploog
02.11.2025 03:10 β π 415 π 53 π¬ 0 π 7
Spider-Man speaks to a vampire with an afro and a Dracula-style cape. Spider-Man: NO, IT'S WORSE THAN THAT. THE MAD THINKER IS HIDING SOMEWHERE IN YOUR HOUSE! The vampire points at a painting Man: THERE! BEHIND THE PICTURE OF UNCLE DRACULA! Three panels of Uncle Dracula. In one we see eyes appear behind the frame. Panel from Spidey Super Stories #14 (1975)
02.11.2025 01:00 β π 268 π 54 π¬ 6 π 2
good god
31.10.2025 13:40 β π 2089 π 284 π¬ 6 π 8
comic cover for the Book Four of the High Strangeness series by SpectreVision and OniPress, by Cecil Castellucci, Daniel Noah and ChloΓ© Stawski (me) a woman floating in space in front of a giant nebula with two blue glowing eyes
look who's got her name on a cover she drew herself, alongside very cool people
(it's me, I'm "she", I'm so happy)
