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If you stopped wearing masks, you can start again anytime! At *least* while you’re traveling! Don’t ruin your holidays with covid or flu.

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I’m at HHS headquarters where RFK Jr. is announcing new restrictions on gender-affirming care for minors by spouting pseudoscience and political misinformation that goes against every major medical association.

Mall Water Jenna Jaco a photograph looking northward from inside the queen Street doors of the Toronto Eaton centre. a vast open atrium of glass and chrome with dozens of sculpted Canada geese hung overhead kithbooks.com

Does that make sense? You are young1 and in Hallmark a lot. Envelope color is so important. The aisles go on so long. You worry you have never loved anyone.2 One summer you say this,3 and it is a hoot. Now that’s just silly. Look at that boy.4 Always some foil and always a chance to choose a better envelope, but make sure it’s from the same section.5 Later you wonder where you’ll hide gifts when you’re old. You’ll require access to the laundry room cabinet forever. You hug your father and he smells like the world.6 Car ride bingo7 asks you to locate a bird and it’s like sorry, are you being serious right now? 1 I am talking googoo gaga 2 OK maybe not absolute googoo gaga but very small 3 This is before the implementation of Nighttime Worry Hour. You voice such things in the middle of the day! Under fluorescent lights! God! 4 Boy In Store is a primal archetype: Buzz cut, red lips, shirt with licensed IP.* 5 The wedding anniversary envelopes are cuntiest. All pearlized and embossed. They wink at you. 6 A little unknowable, a little scary, but only in a first step on an escalator kind of way. He makes you sandwiches and composts in the backyard. Friendly, sophisticated, mystical, large.** 7 One of those cardboard slabs with little square cutouts. In each cutout is something you’re supposed to find the real version of. When you spy a thing, you drag a piece of transparent red film over the image.*** * Boy In Store can be good or bad. Watch him count change correctly, watch him hold the door. Or he might wipe snot on a card, might destroy Christmas ornaments. ** The sophistication and unknowability persist. The mysticism might have transferred so that’s cool. You split friendly. Scary and large are now unaccounted for. *** With extremely common sightings like birds, it’s more fun to periodically reset the square. You slide the film back and forth repeatedly. You decide if you have seen the bird.

"This is before the implementation of Nighttime Worry Hour. You voice such things in the middle of the day! Under fluorescent lights! God!"
- Jenna Jaco, Does that make sense?

@jennajaco.bsky.social
kithbooks.com/shop/p/mallwater

i feel @kithbooks.bsky.social in this chili's tonight

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 4, Episode 12

AI will never have its pedal short out in the middle of the song and have to improvise what to do to get to the end. AI will never have to kick someone out of the band.

@timkabara.bsky.social on Suno, Alzabo, and Missing the Entire Point of Being Alive in this week’s ANYTHING FOR A WEIRD LIFE ↓

i can't explain this i just feel like she'd be a BOPIShead

RIP Emily Dickinson you would've loved Buy Online Pickup In Store (BOPIS)

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i hope this election cycle empowers everyone the next time a centrist liberal says to drop pro-trans and pro-immigrant rhetoric to enthusiastically tell them to shut the fuck up

Mall Water Lema Jaco cover: a teal washed photo looking into the Toronto Rain. Eaton Centre from inside the South entrance. slashed across the image is a red banner edged in pink and yellow that bears the title. text: I adore these poems. Read this book if you're alive. - Doug Paul Case, author of Americanitis

"I adore these poems.
Read this book if you're alive."
- Doug Paul Case, author of Americanitis

Mall Water
Jenna Jaco

@jennajaco.bsky.social
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i love this book

Mom says trans eighth-grader was questioned by Texas officials at school Amid a lengthy court battle, legal advocates for the LGBTQ community say Texas continues to investigate parents providing gender-affirming care to their children.

the state of texas pulled a 13-year-old trans boy out of class and subjected him to the same questioning that kids get when they're molested because his parents accepted him. it's what's happening, and it shouldn't be considered activism to say it.

www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2022/...

ancient Transgender Markings

My working theory is that RFK Jr is a situation like Oogie Boogie in Nightmare Before Christmas, a bunch of nasty disgusting bugs wearing a suit. That's why his voice and face and soul are like that

they think they can just erase trans joy and trans freedom. they can't. they can make things a lot harder and more painful. but that joy and that freedom is not theirs to take and it is incumbent on all good people to say so.

Florida Deploys Police To Stare At Crosswalks, Stop Them From Being Painted Rainbow Colors The move comes after citizens repainted the Pulse memorial sidewalk in Pride colors.

1. The situation in Florida is growing more tense with the erasure of Pride crosswalks.

After state officials painted over the Pulse Memorial sidewalk in Orlando, Florida Citizens painted them back.

Now the state has sent 7 squad cars to stare at the crosswalk.

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"Age verification" laws are actually "upload your ID or get your face scanned to access every website, ending anonymity and associating your identity with everything you do online" laws and if more people understood that they would not be down for this authoritarian nonsense

Does that make sense? You are young1 and in Hallmark a lot. Envelope color is so important. The aisles go on so long. You worry you have never loved anyone.2 One summer you say this,3 and it is a hoot. Now that’s just silly. Look at that boy.4 Always some foil and always a chance to choose a better envelope, but make sure it’s from the same section.5 Later you wonder where you’ll hide gifts when you’re old. You’ll require access to the laundry room cabinet forever. You hug your father and he smells like the world.6 Car ride bingo7 asks you to locate a bird and it’s like sorry, are you being serious right now? 1 I am talking googoo gaga 2 OK maybe not absolute googoo gaga but very small 3 This is before the implementation of Nighttime Worry Hour. You voice such things in the middle of the day! Under fluorescent lights! God! 4 Boy In Store is a primal archetype: Buzz cut, red lips, shirt with licensed IP.* 5 The wedding anniversary envelopes are cuntiest. All pearlized and embossed. They wink at you. 6 A little unknowable, a little scary, but only in a first step on an escalator kind of way. He makes you sandwiches and composts in the backyard. Friendly, sophisticated, mystical, large.** 7 One of those cardboard slabs with little square cutouts. In each cutout is something you’re supposed to find the real version of. When you spy a thing, you drag a piece of transparent red film over the image.*** * Boy In Store can be good or bad. Watch him count change correctly, watch him hold the door. Or he might wipe snot on a card, might destroy Christmas ornaments. ** The sophistication and unknowability persist. The mysticism might have transferred so that’s cool. You split friendly. Scary and large are now unaccounted for. *** With extremely common sightings like birds, it’s more fun to periodically reset the square. You slide the film back and forth repeatedly. You decide if you have seen the bird.

Does this make sense?
Jenna Jaco
@jennajaco.bsky.social

31 of wim's favourite poems from kith books
#SealeyChallenge
12/31

"no work related to the pandemic." so like. no work related to... the world...

RFK Jr. backs down all the time when he gets push back, so if anyone wants to call, here's the HHS number 1-877-696-6775.
I'd also call your senators/reps as well.

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something sinister about that hot wings man

If you're desperate to only ever experience comforting media then you don't want art, you want a literary gated community.

im strutting around in my little caveman shorts

in a thousand years when archaeologists dig this up, their bones will not say it was Clippy's "son"

imagine living in that town in memphis that the grok datacenter is poisoning the air of, and knowing the noxious shit you are breathing is due to a 4chan hitler chatbot that posts like chris hardwick