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I’ve got three flat antennas from Best Buy, $20 each, on the TV’s in my house - they’re awesome. Perfect HD signal, almost exclusively used for sports, keeps the internet speedy for anyone streaming or gaming. Often, the picture is better than what we get on streaming. 

“Only one thing was known about the under-10 showdown between The Lady Lions and The Fulton Jitterbugs…it was going to be off the fucking chain”

I mean, admittedly, it’s a very nice couch and things are quite pleasant here and not a big deal at all. Probably due to a combination of fluffy pillows and a snuggly blanket. And a dog, did I mention the dog ?

Well, it actually was. They listed the kid as No.80 on the roster this week (and apparently, there’s a slight physical resemblance) It’s a “fucking around” play but eh…let college football be fun.

Oh my. Is the brisket smoked first and then layered into the lasagna ? 

The Costco “good candy” arrived and holy shit, I can only assume they’re threatening executives of The Hershey Company with illicit photos because this is a HAUL.

😂

(cough) (looks around nervously) (adjusts USC hat)

“The Life of Brian” buy Monty Python, if I’m not mistaken 

image of a full dumpster

image of a broken outdoor table

Thursday, we filled a dumpster with 3.5 tons of assorted backyard crap we’d accumulated over 20 years. And today, we brought home an outdoor table we found on the curb because we’re apparently incapable of learning any goddamn lesson of any kind #wecanfixit #curbalert

Wish we could hear you on Apple TV, but the home audio option isn’t working.

A Boston Butt offering to the fake spring gods

God, everything here is gorgeous. I will humbly submit the $6.99 Publix rib roast and homemade pub fries and celebration of the coming year.

Goddamit, did I leave the back door open again?

Rocket and Daisy say “Hi !”