Jerry B. Flory On the Bass

@governorwalz.mn.gov
Do you have any idea why prisoners at Rushville are only allowed out of their cells an hour a day?
Doesn't seem right.

Twitter is very maga-friendly these days. Wishing them a bad day will get you locked out for insensitivity to the overly delicate.

Someone hacked into my Twitter account. Can't imagine what that's worth to anyone. I just deactivated it. Had it since 2009.

Why?

Are they reporting Eeyore Minge and Dim Don Dum?

When all the power goes out and officials can purchase minutes of heavily monitored electricity use, then dem "leaders" will sign on and update us that Trump has indeed been elected and it's time to fight, but don't hurt anyone.

Are you having an emotional man-tear moment over it? Your hero got his sky buggy back?

Magas won't be happy until they're feeling the sting of the whip.

If your streaming service has that gloating orange pig at the top of your scroll I'm not watching you today.
He's ruined my birthday enough without you doing it, too.

Saddest birthday Party Ever still going strong. No one has shown up to ruin it yet.

He should fall forward and reveal Greta Thunberg behind him with an axe.

I turn 60 years old today and America dies.
But Happy MLK Day. At least we have a memorial of civil rights.
No cake, though. No eggs.
Sucks.

Welcome to the Saddest Birthday Party Ever. No cake because no eggs, so I'm setting a can of Dinty More beef stew sit outside to get cold so I can slide it out of the can in one piece and stick a candle in it.
It sucks.

Okay, so we weren't exactly exemplary in the compassion and caring department, but we did, now and then, create some fantastic entertainment media.

No it isn't.

It's like if Walter White took over Gatlin, Nebraska.

At -25° they quit with the "feels like" ratio because feeling is no longer an option.

Also, my birthday. Thanks.🥴

Copy that.

Discount revolutions fought with spray paint and skateboards.

I wish revolutions weren't so expensive. Is there li8ke a Great Value brand revolution?

Also, happens to be my birthday. January 20th. Middle of Winter. End of Humanity. Why not?

Things get cold because things slow down. Like the universe is coming to a slow, groaing halt as we near Inauguration Day.
Entropy Day.

Trump can't fall asleep in a court room without whinging about how cold it is.

They're not as communicative as advertised.

Remember when this place wasn't just a repeating scroll of the same four political posts?
Good times.
Good-bye Bluesky.
Thou art not your old self.

So, this is life without eggs.
The things you never think you'd miss.

I'm sorry to hear about folks losing their homes. That's heart tearing to lose so much.
It feels like a tile of great loss already with the incoming gangster administration.
Also, it's snowing to beat hell here.

Nine days until the Harkonnen Era.
Also, my birthday. ☹️