Scout (they/them)

Nooooo oh I’m so sorry.

It’s the biggest cheeriest burn ever. “I don’t want a lot for Christmas… just… you…” 😂😂😂😂

Ever just find yourself thinking about politics and wondering whether or not people who have a different view than your own ever think about why? Because I sure do. I wish they’d actually have a conversation about it rather than just telling me I’m wrong.

Listen. I know the far right *idolizes* the “founding fathers” but like… do they *HAVE TO* try so hard to outdo their drama? Like… I feel like even Hamilton and Paine would look at the bullshit these days and be like “daaaamn… talk less…”

My kid has spirit week at middle school right now… today is “Adam Sandler Day”. I hear lots of schools are doing this… this is hilarious. How did this trend happen? 😂

Listen… I’ve long said that I enjoy watching *certain* sports (it’s local and college sports, not generally pro sports, unless we’re talking NHL or MLB) but I finally listened to #NewHeightsPodcast and man… these Kelce guys might actually get me into the NFL. I like ‘em.

#COVID numbers are rising, yes, but also a lot of people aren’t testing at places that report the data. Please wear a mask when you have cold/flu-like symptoms. #ItsNeverTooLateToCare

This is devastating. 😔

Taylor Swift at Kelce’s game, genuinely enjoying herself in Mama Kelce’s company is honestly such a GOOD FOR HER moment… for all of them.

Something I appreciate about Halloween is that it's (it should be at least) a no bullshit, no strings attached day to party, and be nice to kids. Free candy for everyone. Dress up silly and have a party. Relax, be kind, and have fun. Screw anyone who tries to ruin that good vibe.

scarlett johansson is on my tv telling me we need to end childhood hunger "together" bitch??? together??? you have all the money!! i don't have any of the money!! YOU end it

Call the Midwife, home pedicure spa day, a little stew on for later… I’d say it’s a pretty ding dang delightful Saturday at home with the wee lass. 🥹