Coxy

For some reason I chose this season to join the automatic pain scheme…. sorry I mean cup scheme

I read an article where he describes them as “gentle comedy”, and yes, beautiful!

And how perfect is the character he plays, you just know this is where Gareth Keenan ended up

Started watching the new Mackenzie Crook comedy “Small Prophets” last night and watching final 3 episodes tonight.
I already know that it’s not going to enough and I’m going to need more!
Is anything this guy does not perfect?!
Worzel Gummidge and the Detectorists alongside this is a high hit rate

Incredible picture

Looks like loads of super jellyfish

Welcome, friends of Spurs are a friend of mine.

Apologies for the lifetime of misery in advance though, that’s a given 🥺

You and me both. Sensible clubs realise that huge bounce Ange had from the cup win. The body language, the confidence, all thrown away by this incompetent board. Disgusting.

Let me know when the players realise this…… we are in so much trouble

And here he is!

Was just thinking this myself, the club shit the bed in sacking Ange!

I think that’s self preservation, we are used to not having any positive expectations met and on today’s show noting tells me things have changed with the manager.

How long does Tudor keep the same set up before changing it as we panic and finally play football and lose 2-1 🙄 so predictable

Can’t wait for the ref cam from today’s game.
Total joke

Wish I had your faith but they’ve beaten me down and I’m genuinely worried

Taking a quick free kick and passing it straight to Fulham sums up our first half there, a mess.
I don’t see how we get back in this, they are so organised and we can’t break teams down.
Please please someone give me some hope!!!!

No, they’re right, it’s now deeper than hate

Maybe Dragusin should throw himself through the air waving arms and legs around? The only difference to last week is Dragusin goes down from the actual challenge not a perceived one

Did you expect a different story, surely you’ve seen this one before? 😭

A less theatrical dive from Dragusin is the only difference I can see. Football is a mess at the moment, far too many inconsistencies

💯

So this week a soft shove in the back is not a foul.
Got it.
Football is so inconsistent, it’s a fucking mess and we are a fucking mess and need to consider we could very easily be dumped out the premier league unless players pull their socks up!!!

COYS (I BEG YOU PLEASE COYS!!!!)

I mean, his tweet was definitely tongue in cheek and declaring himself the greatest

Spurs play today…

WAR!!! What is it good for…..

Well, thanks for asking, turns out it’s good for covering up peados in the Epstein files

It’s so good and kind when someone visit and say “I’ve just picked up a little cough and can’t shift it” and a few days later I’m now in bed absolutely wiped out 🙄
When will people learn to stay the fuck away with their germs. Stay in for a few days, the world revolves without you, fucking bellend!

Unlikely but thanks for thinking of me Tottenham 🫠

Meanwhile on X…… I bet they’re foreign trees though…. etc etc

a man holding a trophy that says final 2025 ALT: a man holding a trophy that says final 2025

Spursy.

Wondering what terminology we will be using coming May for our neighbours…. 😆

It was almost an immediate response for me too, showing how angry my body was for putting dairy in it. I would have rather been somewhere else than the frozen section of a supermarket to be fair, staring at your reflection in those glass doors as realisation hits is not for the faint hearted!!!