RamVentilation

Everything is shit but at least there’s still cat feet

Imagine being so famous that someone gets your restaurant receipt PSA graded

#lebronjames

About to get in shower

Squatted down to adjust shower mat

Thought there was a cat by my leg

It was just my hairy balls brushing against my ankle

Good grief

Anyone else think Trump’s signature looks like a fuckin black metal logo

If I said this was the new Finnish blackened folk band Duvaloduuvya nobody would question me

Whenever someone drives like a dickhead around me instead of swearing at them I just go, “Brother bear!” like I’m shaming a child and tbh it helps the road rage

My supposed ADHD provider heard my current med list and her eyebrows shot up and she pretty much immediately told me she couldn’t help me lol $130 down the fuckin drain

Back to getting obliterated on dabs I guess 🤷🏽‍♂️🙆🏽‍♂️

Ok Deafheaven is making black metal again tho

I’m finally—FINALLY—getting help for my severe ADHD on Tuesday after years of being undiagnosed due to doctors being obstinate asshats (I’m banned from the Sioux Falls Behavioral clinic for swearing at them).

I’m really hoping this is as potent in changing my life and mental wellbeing as I expect.

EUSEXUA

All the people who worshipped brat better show that same energy for FKA twigs dammit

WHAT?? Congrats!!! 🖤🦇

two men are sitting in front of a door that says planes trains and automobiles on it ALT: two men are sitting in front of a door that says planes trains and automobiles on it

If I could tell everyone in the world just one thing, it would be that the “You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead. I’m an easy target” speech is NOT PETER GRIFFIN

It’s a verbatim quote from one of the greatest movies of all time and Seth MacFarlane probably regrets it because y’all stupid

Ride the Lighting >>> Master of Puppets

My friend who lives in Iraq has a longhair chihuahua and an eyeless orange cat who are best friends and it gives me LIFE 🧡🧡

I made this for you

Oh nooooooooooo

It’s a whole 42° out right now in Kingfield. It’s an immediate post-Christmas heat wave.

Coastal and Southern people don’t understand, for MN and the Midwest in general 42 is fucking *balmy*

It’s sooooo good.

Throughout the garbage of the last few months, I’m finally getting stabilized and not only that but I’ve lost a good 10-15 lbs. and have cut my cigarette intake by half. Feels really good.

Finally found a copy of this the other day. I see “Tilt” and “The Drift” all the time but I’d NEVER caught this one before. Hard RIP.

Boobs make sense as far as “biological advantage” or whatever, but I’m an ass man and I don’t get it.

“Ohhhh boy, I bet SHE could sit somewhat comfortably on a firm, uneven surface…🥵”

Adventures of Circadian Man 3: Took a 5-hour nap for no reason and now I’m up at midnight. Currently sitting in the bathroom deciding whether or not a hot shower is worth the time.

Most of my family won’t speak to me and I have nobody to be with. I’m entirely alone and working on Christmas and I’ll be working until I have to work again on the 30th.

I fucking hate the holiday season with my entire bloody soul

Apple Music is pretty great tbh but I see your point

Continuing adventures of Circadian Man: Went to bed at like 10 and got a full night’s sleep, worked from 8 til 4:30. Took a LONG nap when I got home and as soon as I got to my last client…fell asleep on the couch with her. Luckily she’s an old pup and we always just chill there anyways.

YouTube video by kenneth mabie Bill Hicks - Positive Drug Story

If I had the chance to resurrect one person, Bill Hicks is on the short list.

Mood this morning

I have apparently primed my YouTube algorithm to follow almost any music video with Dying Fetus.

How? Dunno.

As far as national fast food chains go, it baffles me that somehow Culver’s has the best chicken tendies.

P.S. Whatever challenger you’re thinking is objectively wrong.

I swear my circadian rhythm has a tendency towards having me awake in the early morning. I took a nap yesterday and it ended up lasting 10 hours. I’m always super alert and ready when I get up even if it’s 2 a.m., which actually tends to be my “prime time”.