1775. An editor comes into work on Christmas eve to find a manuscript on his desk. The title: A HISTORY OF PYRATES by Charles Johnson. (We have no budget so weβll say the editor is played by Michael Stuhlbarg).
24.12.2024 23:05 β π 2909 π 534 π¬ 125 π 313
Senator Cory Booker concludes his record-breaking Senate Floor speech after 25 hours
Massive applause for Booker
02.04.2025 00:07 β π 21301 π 3359 π¬ 355 π 446
a possum in a wizard outfit saying
I pay my own bills
I can cuss all I want
fyi
19.02.2025 03:48 β π 1361 π 252 π¬ 16 π 12
That Arnold Schwarzenegger documentary, "Pumping Iron." Holy shit.
16.02.2025 04:18 β π 23 π 4 π¬ 4 π 0
Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"
16.02.2025 03:29 β π 18572 π 2023 π¬ 481 π 123
hello sharks today i am here asking for you to stop hunting me for sport
14.02.2025 05:40 β π 187 π 36 π¬ 5 π 1
the original headline being written in cum is really distracting me
12.02.2025 01:46 β π 25 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
If you donβt like me at my βold-timey mid-Atlantic newspaper gal speedtalk chatterβ you canβt have me at my βdrags on a cigarette then pauses to savor the smoke before slowly uttering a syllableβ
11.02.2025 18:49 β π 62 π 11 π¬ 1 π 0
Kid Rock makes music for people who know exactly how much Sudafed you can buy with a stolen catalytic converter
26.01.2025 21:36 β π 9069 π 1088 π¬ 240 π 79
RFK Jr killed Samoa's kids and he's coming after ours
27.01.2025 03:07 β π 2322 π 719 π¬ 46 π 13
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App icon for Xiaohongshu, AKA RedNote.
Duolingo reports a 216% increase for users learning Mandarin Chinese in the U.S. following a transition from TikTok to Xiaohongshu, also known as βRedNote.β
16.01.2025 01:20 β π 2794 π 271 π¬ 51 π 103
I will not be listening to Carrie Underwoodβs music due to her agreement to appear at Trumpβs inauguration.
This replaces my prior reason for not listening to her music: itβs not good
16.01.2025 05:09 β π 3770 π 294 π¬ 138 π 18
Little late to notice this shit, JOE.
16.01.2025 05:09 β π 887 π 71 π¬ 45 π 2
SIMPLY HAVING A
14.12.2024 13:23 β π 47544 π 10399 π¬ 1102 π 830
Had to tell my republican aunt that I left Twitter for Bluesky bc of Elon's crazy ass privacy policies and not because I want to live in an echo chamber ππ«
#Thanksgiving
02.12.2024 02:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Since Nancy Mace is in the news, I'll post the one thing that was enjoyable about my time on Twitter:
21.11.2024 03:37 β π 6460 π 1256 π¬ 129 π 70
SJM will do whatever it takes to write the existence of Uggs into her stories and if that's not peak cheugy, idk what is ππ
20.11.2024 03:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I hadn't even thought about that π I'm about to be hootin AND hollerin
19.11.2024 13:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
That's the one I'm using! I love the way it reads, it's just a little tedious. I'm about halfway through now
18.11.2024 13:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Just found a FULL bottle of dry shampoo when I thought i was out. Sometimes life is beautiful
17.11.2024 03:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Thomas the tank engine with a butt
New goal: ensure that at least ONE contrarian bore with a prestige media job writes a scolding column about Bluesky that mentions the train with a butt
16.11.2024 20:08 β π 1279 π 168 π¬ 76 π 32
It's my first time and I love the way it reads! It gets a little tedious at times but I think it's worth it!
17.11.2024 03:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I'm behind too! I'm currently tandem reading Tower of Dawn and Empire of Storms by SJM and listening to the Anthropocene Reviewed by John Green. What about you?
17.11.2024 02:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Yesss!! 1000%. At first I was skeptical bc it felt cheap to be like "oh BTW there's another group of flying creatures that would be perfect to fight the wyverns" but I definitely got on board with it after a while
17.11.2024 02:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The way I GASPED π Honestly, love that for you. You are who I want to be when I grow up lmao I'm too afraid to miss anything!!
17.11.2024 01:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I actually love how it's reading but oml I get so frustrated keeping track of everything (I'm using ebooks so maybe physical books would be better). And I will put up with all of Chaol's bs for Yrene. Love her sm
17.11.2024 01:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I think the tandem read works really well, it's just so much work to juggle. I was definitely afraid that I would get bored with ToD but I'm actually super into it! The healing aspect of magic is super cool to me π€
17.11.2024 01:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
So I am currently completing a tandem read of Empire of Storms and Tower of Dawn bc it was recommended but I feel like it is SO tedious to flip back and forth at the right time. ππ any thought? #SJM #booksky
17.11.2024 00:31 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 4 π 0
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