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a picture of kermit. it says “back by unpopular demand: me”

ommanyte - I'm going to make a new font called Times New Bastard omnanyte - It's Times New Roman but every seventh letter is jarringly sans serif bouquetoftwelve responds - It's Times New Roman but every seventh letter is jarringly sans serif (it looks like in that font)

because everything is designed to suck as much as they can get away with right now, and also everything looks the same, people want tech with aesthetics

What we do is gather everyone the machine will be used on in one area and launch the head into the crowd like a wedding bouquet. Whoever the head hits first is next

Someone need to invent the combination of guillotine + trebuchet.

A "smiles that light up the room" captioned notification from snapchat of a picture I took at the vet of a rainbow print that says to speak softly when the fake candle is lit as there are people saying goodbye to their pets. The candle is lit, as we had just put our very sick and very old dog down.

Snapchat's notification thingy is always a suprise lmfao.

Yes, I do remember that. In fact, it was the day my childhood dog died.

a kids book - on page 30 it has a pic of a mad guy yelling into mics and it says but we wouldn't think it was funny if we saw the president of the US on national tv, and he was jumpint up and down, yelling and screaming, and beating his fists against a podium. on page 31 there is a shocked oy in a chair watching the president on tv act like an idiot and it says we would probably say: "Even if the president is angry, he should be able to control his BEHAVIOR better than that!"

A book for kids probably from the 70s

just saw a rat carrying a whole lollipop on the N tracks but couldn’t get the camera out in time. gone, like tears in rain……

me wearing a choker in the year 2025

@amore_orless - obvious answer is keeping it as is - in response to @nedsore - what are the funniest possible things i can put on this sign (the sign as is says in this house we believe custom custom custom message custom custom custom message custom custom message custom custom custom]

just because i can survive harsh conditions doesn't mean I should have to [a pic of a Tardigrades]

Conversion therapy is quietly rebranding — and targeting trans youths As political attacks on gender-affirming care escalate, parents and experts fear a resurgence of discredited “therapies” that seek to change transgender children’s identities.

Good article. We have reported about "Gender Exploratory Therapy" at EITM for years now - it's a subversive practice akin to "crisis pregnancy centers" that seeks to delay transition until the person gives up on being trans - they will NEVER let the trans teen transition.

Vox really embodying this post

#voxval

itscihii No president - Republican or Democrat fully stopped SNAP benefits. Not Obama. Not Bush. Not even during shutdowns. Only Trump's threatening to literally take food off families' tables as a political stunt. stunt. That's not leadership. That's cruelty.

Im 5'1

my nose is cold I need someone taller than me to give me a bear hug so I can warm it in their chest, 'kay thanks

ME: [walks into a darkened room of people holding hands around a table] what are you guys doing

PSYCHIC: *whispers* seance

ME: ance

SNAP is not the reason your taxes are high.

SNAP recipients don’t need to “just go get a job”.

Most of them work. The rest are disabled, elderly, children or caregivers.

People need & deserve assistance

Your taxes fund wars and tax cuts for the ultra rich

Be mad about that

3 days into T i attempted lifting weights only to discover im not magically Strong

Going to a job interview while actively covered in a rash was mildly embarrassing, and I had to explain my body was just being dramatic about my medicine choice and it wasnt contagious or anything

Im pink bro

Itchyyy

Mostly better now. The rash on my arms has nearly faded completely and the bits that spread to my chest, stomach, legs, and back are starting to settle and fade as well. Heres some pics of the 2nd or 3rd day's arms since I found how pink I turned amusing.

ah yes another beautiful morning, time to decide if I want to be informed and frozen in panic, or willfully ignorant with a numbing background dread

This is not something I want to do, but as someone who was food insecure for a long time, here are some ways to get the most out of what you can get.

-if you have dietary restrictions or food aversions, spend some time thinking about what foods are safe. It sounds obvious, but—

grindr dick photos are their own kind of outsider art, you know. There's a guy out there who thinks if he shows me a picture with 50 pixels of penis against the flash-lit background of some kind of non-Euclidean nightmare dungeon, I'm gonna come over and give him a handy

the only walk of shame i’ve ever done was away from an all you can eat buffet

At this point imma need to cut my nails or put socks on my hands bc I keep scratching this itchy as fuck rash thats covering over half my body

I also showed her the clock on the stove and said, "It is 8 hours and 25 minutes, not 825 minutes."

And she was like, "There are only 60 minutes in an hour. Why would it say 100?"

So I gave up.

I tried explaining it by saying the dryer time goes up in increments of 10 (30, 40, 50) before going to 1:00 and that it did not make any sense for it to go from increments of 10 to making a 50 minute jump.

The rash has spread so much in my arms that they just look sunburnt unless you look close enough to see the lil splotches of not pink poking through