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Alright that’s enough of that kraken (derogatory)

Bachelor mansion takeover? Oh they are absolutely out of ideas

It’s nice to know the national broadcasters for hockey are as bad as the ones for baseball

Maybe not that exactly

Yes meaner that’s what I want

Well that sucks

I’m a little bit in love with Jacob melanson

RIP to Ron Teasley, who, among many other things he was in his 99 years, was a Brooklyn Dodger farmhand at one point - in 1948, for the Olean Oilers

Ew

Henrik Lundqvist never let me learn anything about you

Stop making him work this hard

LFG grubi

LEAVE MELLY ALONE

Once again asking the kraken to be meaner

Hey @schumer.senate.gov please tell me EXACTLY what a body cam is gone do for this baby girl.

Put it in record . Because I want it read at your reckoning

These sure are uniforms ducks

Trying to imagine if baseball made the second game wait for the first game to finish before it starts and how many pitchers would throw fits

Los Angeles deserves a mayor who believes in housing as a human right.

Ok put on the squids now

Tonight’s Kraken game is streaming on HBO Max, for anyone else who was confused.

Sidney Crosby and his giant teeth

Let’s go kraken.

Do we think Charlie freeman is allowed to watch the halftime show

I just hope the Tkachuk brothers know they’re ugly inside and out ❤️

Seconded

Bryce Harper is a fucking moron

1000s of women gave repeated testimony of how a wealthy group of predators raped and abused them. And when the files to prove it come out, society gives all the credit to conspiracy theorists “for being right.”

You know what I’ll take it

NYT: The Influencer Who Spurred the Federal Crackdown on Minneapolis Nick Shirley had struggled to expand his reach. With a new approach after a missionary trip, he caused a sensation with a video about possible fraud.

NYT: A Gen-Z Everyman Mr. Shirley’s new strategy became going to the scene of political tension: interviewing protesters in Portland, Ore.; clashing with immigrant vendors on Canal Street in New York City and, in perhaps his biggest journalistic coup, filming from inside the Terrorism Confinement Center in El Salvador, which he praised for making the country the “safest in the Western Hemisphere.” He finds his stories by spending a lot of time online to have his “finger on the pulse,” he said. He tracks themes that are rising in interest on social media and stays nimble, often booking flights the day before he travels and films.

a sick NYT photo of nick shirley wearing sunglasses being recognized because the NYT thinks he's cool

NYT: “I hit a new level of fame,” he said. “Now everywhere I go, I get recognized.” He was speaking from a restaurant in San Diego, where he planned to spend the next day visiting Somali-owned day care centers in the city. Another hunt for fraud was underway.

the new york times declaring racist grifter nick shirley a "gen z everyman" should be enough for you to cancel your wordle subscription

Well fuck him 😬 thank you