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ted you are a republican in 2026. probably half of your voters have literally the ss bolts on their neck. you have the 14 words sitting in your drafts so you can move fast on the day It Happens. you cannot possibly think anyone imagines you are Concerned about this

the most compelling evidence that platner is some sort of OP is ted cruz's pathetic attempts to fuck him up. ted is so plainly repulsive and his concern about nazi shit so transparently fake, that this only makes platner look good

ted is just such a worm that this could credibly still be accidental

not really but its better than whatever ted cruz is doing

please dont be shreds

um

This is actually unbelievable, wars are always most popular when they start and everyone already fucking hates this one

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

fuck you

and thats why

You say things like “not a single person in the entire Trump Administration has the first clue how to do their jobs” and you sound like a crazed lunatic but it really is true.

Stop exploiting survivors’ language to make points about morality. It’s beyond unethical to use us like that.

Also, censorship means no media with child abuse or trafficking narratives can be created and that’s dangerous!

People forget this ban doesn’t just impact erotic art. It’s everything!

Implying or pushing for any art to be illegal will force survivors to out themselves. It will force creators writing educational things in subversive ways into legal trouble or bans (at best). It will remove the most realistic stories about trauma. Not to mention harming queer & disabled people too.

It's been that kind of weekend ☔

at this point the -best case- is that he has cynically decided that getting very visibly called a nazi by "establishment democrats" is Good because it lets him credibly access Dem-hating voters

see also whatever the fuck it is ted thinks he is doing here? who is this post for?

fuck this

ted you are not allowed in woke 2. you are fucking it up. fuck off!!

ok so i checked out the actual interview and theres just no way someone talking like this is Dumb Enough. earnestly think you gotta watch it.

so, like, what. uh. what does Ted think hes doing here

so, like, what. uh. what does Ted think hes doing here

hehe

ive found that MOST friction comes from when someone had a long unmet need/unresolved problem, and made secret rules to cope with it, and have maintained the coping mechanism so long that they get Really pissed and uncomfortable if you point out that they want everyone to follow the secret rules too

my advice after 15 years of marriage: uhhh get to know yourself lmao!! NOW!! FUCK!!!! those problems and traumas and unresolved friction from your childhood? they didnt go away bud! they wont, ever! they're under there, shaping all your coping mechanisms and habits!! get down there and get to work!!

cliffords mean cousin

ohhhhhhhhhh my god

Iran doesn’t have nuclear weapons

every new thing just raises the bar of how dishonest and/or stupid hed have to be

I just threw together a website visualizing this ICE contract data! You can browse through the companies and their contracts, and filter them by state micahflee.github.io/ice-contracts/

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if you kept a dog in a kennel, starved, tortured, and kept killing its puppies at random only to then suddenly proclaim all that in the past and swear it'll be a great pet going forward you wouldn't just be a monster, you'd be a fool. and yet when states do that to peoples ...

never mind that if america treated literal dogs the way it treats actual human beings in MENA we'd probably have a fucking second revolution, too

It’s funny if you call PayPal or visa lines and bring this up asking why they claim “adult illustrations” is against their regulations but betting on the death of kids is totally fine. They don’t have an answer.

In fact yall should call them at least once a day with this :)