Miss Thing

operation blowing up residential buildings because a dozen rich old guys got caught molesting teenagers in the 90s

Come on, Cookie, I'll go show you my chickens.

Oh, you have chickens?

I love little chickies.

a green paper towel dispenser with the label “not a trash”

…not yet a woman

Summers To Resign From Teaching Appointments, Relinquish University Professorship Over Epstein Ties | News | The Harvard Crimson Former Harvard President Larry Summers will resign from his academic and faculty appointments at Harvard at the end of the academic year, relinquishing his University Professorship — Harvard’s highest...

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"Former Harvard President Larry Summers will resign from his academic and faculty appointments at Harvard at the end of the academic year, relinquishing his University Professorship — Harvard’s highest faculty distinction — and remaining on leave until that time"

Cosmopolitan asks Zara Larsson to name which artist she’ll never put on her music playlists:

“There’s so many artists I have blocked on Spotify, and all of them are like abusers. You certainly wouldn’t find a Chris Brown song. Bye!”

I fixed it

The first teaser for Jane Schoenbrun’s Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma is here 👀

Starring Hannah Einbinder and Gillian Anderson. In theaters August 7.

Hat embroidered with “hello, i am fleeing the American century of humillation. Can you show me where to buy Mountain Dew Baja Blast?”

Spongebob meme staring window being men hockey team having dinner with a pedophile and women's team partying with flavor flav in Vegas

Fire is beautiful, licking and scorching everything it touches.

Someone left my cake out in the rain

Children would only get in the way of our erotic lifestyle.

We are creatures of the spring, you and I. as said by Lisle Von Rhuman (Isabella Rossellini) in Death Becomes Her

i’m too ethereal and magical for this cold rainy nonsense

They should invent an empathy for men

Wear your seatbelt!

It's a law!

It’s the first day of Ramadan and an excellent day to help someone in Gaza ❤️

“Just got my ashes” as if she went to the Ash store the fuck

Gwen Stefani is excited about Ash Wednesday and says I just got my ashes and I'm ready for Lent.

good morning 🙏

1Died (alas!) on this day in 1455, Fra Angelico, the Angelic Friar. Here, Annunciation from the 1440s on the stair landing at the convent of San Marco, Florence.

Work/life balance

my favorite aspect of how ANDOR ends is how the villains do suffer, but not at the hands of the protagonists, because fascism eats its own even while it has the upper hand

Showing the aliens Kong: Skull Island so they will spare us

this is the only holiday where a boinking is pretty much a given

A photo of Robert and Luciana Duvall with a horse and dogs

STATEMENT FROM LUCIANA DUVALL Yesterday we said goodbye to my beloved husband, cherished friend, and one of the greatest actors of our time. Bob passed away peacefully at home, surrounded by love and comfort. To the world, he was an Academy Award-winning actor, a director, a storyteller. To me, he was simply everything. His passion for his craft was matched only by his deep love for characters, a great meal, and holding court. For each of his many roles, Bob gave everything to his characters and to the truth of the human spirit they represented. In doing so, he leaves something lasting and unforgettable to us all. Thank you for the years of support you showed Bob and for giving us this time and privacy to celebrate the memories he leaves behind.

Robert Duvall, the legendary actor whose career has spanned over six decades, has died at 95, his wife announced

a baby’s finger pointing at a bald grumpy old man in the book RAIN

close up of the bald grumpy old man. I do NOT look exactly like him

extremely rude of my baby to roast me by pointing at this character in her book and loudly insist it’s “daddy”