Douglas Gorde

Me explaining Charlie Brown to an eight year old: “Yea so this kid is dressed up as a ghost for Halloween but his costume is terrible and he keeps getting rocks instead of candy, all the while his beagle is off fighting the Nazis in his flying doghouse.”

Various drawings of cozy treats and drinks: Victoria sponge cake on an ornate silver platter, salted pretzel bun, chocolate Bundt cake, cream of mushroom soup in a cute brown soup bowl with spoon, eggs, and an elderflower drink with lemon in a mason jar

Hire me if you need someone to draw cozy tavern food for your rpg

We’re going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.

*turns to the camera* That’s right! We’re going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys OFF THE MENU!

Gobble gobble, everyone.

@riddimgirl710.bsky.social

Me and that one friend that don’t have much in common but have the same flavor of autism:

All I want is to sit mysteriously in the shadowy corner of a tavern with my hood up as I eerily watch the protagonist with unknown intentions

It’s ok you’re MY niche internet micro-celebrity

As much as I missed home I didn’t miss how shit drivers are here compared to my college town

GOOOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAAAAAAAAMMMMM

Smth really dystopian about saying I donated almost ten liters of plasma so I can get my gf a big Christmas present

@riddimgirl710.bsky.social me and you deciding whether or not we’ll be able to take out the duo with mythics and NPCs when we’ve got all green and a combined 14 hp

Illustrated image divided into four panels, each showing a head of a bat with a text label. Top left: little guy, a regular looking back with a dark face and light colored fur, top right: little guy deluxe, a bat with a mask and large ears alongside a bat with a leaf shaped nose, bottom left: what is even going on here, a visored bat with a large forehead next to a bat with a large, wrinkly nose, bottom right: o hi doggie, a fruit bat with its tongue sticking out.

Contrary to popular belief, there are only four kinds of bats.

RAAAAAAAAH I GET TO SEE HER IN TWO WEEKS

Don’t hmu, thinkin about how much I miss Anomalocaris canadensis ✊😔

I built secret tunnels between my buddy’s bases and my own and I’d sneak in to steal stuff 😅

I got a strike for saying the word burn 🥴

Late night walks in the rain 🥴

Yuh, I’m pretty ride or die with one of em rn

#booksky

Andy can we have a popcorn hammer fight 👉👈

The “songs that remind me of my mutuals on tiktok” playlist grows ever longer

I’ll fight him

👀👀👀

There’s a few owls that hang out by my mom’s place, some nights they’re so loud I can’t sleep but it’s oddly comforting

I realize now most of my favorite fits are just color variations of the same clothes… am I just a Fortnite skin?

🫶🫶🫶

I’m serious!

If this app doesn’t turn us into long-distance besties we’re in the long timeline fr

If I’m being so fr rn if it weren’t for you and like one or two other people I would’ve deleted the app by now lmfao

Thank God I wouldn’t have anyone to have progressively unhinged exchanges with otherwise