David Del Vecchio

Did Iran somehow get their hands on a copy of the full unredacted Epstein files?

Kristi Noem has no clue what is going on in her own department. Or she’s lying. Take your pick. Either way, she should be out of there.

Just because you look like a tater and act like a dick doesn’t mean you get to be a dictator.

Gummatous Syphilis: Characterized by gummas—soft, non-cancerous tumors that destroy skin, bone, or internal organs.

I can’t wait to see how he’ll distract from this distraction.

It’s the UN. They have translators. Couldn’t she just speak in a language she was fluent in instead of struggling in English?

I’ve been doing Duolingo and Babbel for a few years now, so I know a little Italian, Spanish, Portuguese, French, German, Swedish, Danish, and Norwegian. Can I preside over the UN Security Council? Or do I have to learn Slovenian and sleep with Trump first?

I bet half the country forgot all about Ukraine, Gaza, a thing called groceries, and Epstein island. MAGA can’t walk and chew gum at the same time.

I just awoke from a bad dream after taking some brown acid at a Dead concert in 1977. I hallucinated that a grifting pedophile was elected President and convinced 1/2 the country that he could fix the economy & stop all wars but actually started World War III.

Whew! I’m glad that bad trip is over!

Gas prices are up! But don’t worry. The stock market is down to compensate.

See how brilliant Dear Leader is?

I’m still focused on releasing the Epstein files. Trump just added multiple layers of bullshit that are also legally dubious. We’ll get to it all eventually.

If you want to avoid problems with ICE all you have to do is give up you 1st, 2nd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th, and 14th Amendment rights.

See? It’s that simple!

You still have your 3rd, 13th, 15th, and 19th Amendment rights … for now at least.

The pro democracy president wants to take away your right to vote. The pro child president is likely a sexual abuser of children. The pro peace president started a war. The pro economy president can’t fix grocery prices. The pro life president just bombed 100 children. The pro president is a con.

Impeach this heinous motherfucking war criminal now!

How much will gas prices go up now?

Let’s see if his plan to steal Venezuela’s oil will offset the price increase due to Iran not being able to supply any oil until they undo the damage Donnie did.

Be best!

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BREAKING NEWS: Baron Trump has just been diagnosed with bone spurs!

Well, after eating all the dogs and cats it only stands to reason that they’d start eating themselves!