I bet half the country forgot all about Ukraine, Gaza, a thing called groceries, and Epstein island. MAGA canβt walk and chew gum at the same time.
02.03.2026 14:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I bet half the country forgot all about Ukraine, Gaza, a thing called groceries, and Epstein island. MAGA canβt walk and chew gum at the same time.
02.03.2026 14:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I just awoke from a bad dream after taking some brown acid at a Dead concert in 1977. I hallucinated that a grifting pedophile was elected President and convinced 1/2 the country that he could fix the economy & stop all wars but actually started World War III.
Whew! Iβm glad that bad trip is over!
Gas prices are up! But donβt worry. The stock market is down to compensate.
See how brilliant Dear Leader is?
Iβm still focused on releasing the Epstein files. Trump just added multiple layers of bullshit that are also legally dubious. Weβll get to it all eventually.
02.03.2026 14:44 β π 2 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0
If you want to avoid problems with ICE all you have to do is give up you 1st, 2nd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th, and 14th Amendment rights.
See? Itβs that simple!
You still have your 3rd, 13th, 15th, and 19th Amendment rights β¦ for now at least.
The pro democracy president wants to take away your right to vote. The pro child president is likely a sexual abuser of children. The pro peace president started a war. The pro economy president canβt fix grocery prices. The pro life president just bombed 100 children. The pro president is a con.
01.03.2026 13:59 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Impeach this heinous motherfucking war criminal now!
01.03.2026 06:27 β π 5 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0
How much will gas prices go up now?
Letβs see if his plan to steal Venezuelaβs oil will offset the price increase due to Iran not being able to supply any oil until they undo the damage Donnie did.
Be best!
01.03.2026 00:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0BREAKING NEWS: Baron Trump has just been diagnosed with bone spurs!
28.02.2026 13:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well, after eating all the dogs and cats it only stands to reason that theyβd start eating themselves!
26.02.2026 18:32 β π 9 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
26.02.2026 16:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Anyone else detect the moment the Adderall wore off?
25.02.2026 15:30 β π 26 π 1 π¬ 1 π 1Letβs not suffer under the misconception that Epstein was the only billionaire with a private island. (BTW, he wasnβt even a billionaire. Net worth around $600 million.)
24.02.2026 14:58 β π 10 π 2 π¬ 0 π 1Trump wants to rename the Obama Presidential Center the Trump-Obama Presidential Center.
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