Ali Golly G.

It’s true! And he is lovely in person! He bought everyone scratch offs and we all played together in a bar near the set.

Was wishing for the force right about then for sure.

I call this person a gotdamned hero.

I also blame Kids Picture Show for their inevitable and accidental contribution.

In true WTF fashion I am actually and literally training my own manager in this training today. He gets to decide if I get my cost of living raise. I get to teach him how to do his job. What is this world?

Tonight at bedtime my 7 yr old was recapping the entire Star Wars trilogy to me when he deftly dropped:
“…and then Princess Leia choked Jabba the Hut. And he died. And then Jabba the Hut’s gangster days were over”.
@wolter.bsky.social

Barrier man, Barrier man, threw his life in the garbage can. He’s not nice he likes ICE, Barrier man.

Soooo @ms.now is airing pro-ICE commercials “paid for by American Sovereignty”.

Shame on you.

Because $420.

No. I’m tempted to call Peter Francis Geraci and have him give you a boring talking to.

I’m sorry but I’m going to have to ask you to hand over your Malört and Cubs gear until proper amends can be made.

Back packaging of chocolate rice cakes saying: DO NOT HEAT IN TOASTER OR MICROWAVE. WE'RE HERE TO HELP.

Can’t tell if these rice cakes are mocking me or being sincere.

Curious how the 7 Democrats who voted to fund the murders and atrocities in MN are doing?

How’s your sleep? Oh, right. I forgot.

You can.

Must be N(ice).

When will we understand that the Na$iz/(MAGATs) DO NOT CARE.

They will not be swayed by the injustice.

They will not be moved by the pain.

Their hearts are ice.

The redemption stories you hear are the EXCEPTION not the rule.

*WE* ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO CAN SAVE US.

Metal orange jack-o-lantern bucket with a goofy smile on a shelf with a ceramic chef figurine sitting on a shelf

These two are having a most epic conversation

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This man is a national treasure and I will fight anyone who says different.

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Dear person who just walked in to this public bathroom.

I’m sorry.

🤣

I’m OBSESSED with this trailer. I will never hear his name differently in my entire life.

No. This is why you are constantly fending off Nic Caaahge

I’m a gotdamned national treasure

Well, I try and try to forget you, Dude,
But it's just so hard to do
Every time you do that thing you do

This tracks so very hard.

Picture of Steve Zahn holding a fish framed in a facebook page from “people you may know”

Oh hey! Steve Zahn and I have two mutual friends!

That analog life

The heart-stopping moment when you learn your current co-worker used to work with your college ex (from years ago) and somehow you both have gravitated to the same industry, late-in-life.

Like neither of us were in school for this 😅

Hell yes. (And well played, Hopewell)

Best. Parent. Moment.
It’s bedtime for @wolter.bsky.social’s and my 7 yr old - he randomly says:
“Vivaldi died in 1741. Do you know the Four Seasons?”

I pull it up on my phone and he names each “season” by hearing it!

Then I pull up Beethoven’s 5th and
he’s captivated!
Y’all! My music boy!

When we keep using watered-down language we contribute to the narrative.

Alternative facts are not a thing. Those are lies.

MAGA is not a thing. Those are Fascists.

ICE is a cute name. Those are The Gestapo.

Tuxedo cat - Aurora - stealthily sitting on the toilet paper container in the bathroom

This was unexpected.