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08.03.2026 01:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Rhyming version ⬆️
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ALWAYS LATE TO THE POETRY PARTY
most
people
would
prefer to
be late
to
poetry
parties
and to leave early
or maybe not go at all
but
in
my opinion
they’ve just
never been
to a good one
where
the
words
walk wires
and sometimes
on purpose
fall
ALWAYS LATE TO THE POETRY PARTY
most
people
would
prefer to
be late
to
poetry
parties
and to leave early
or maybe not go at all
but
in
my opinion
they’ve just
never been
to a good one
where
the
words
walk wires
and sometimes
fall
on purpose
SATURDAY RPG SESSION
be careful
not to
tear
your cloak
on the thorns
of your imagination
😵💫😵💫😵💫
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NEVER NOT ONLINE
“online
is where it’s at!”
he yelled,
to no one
in particular
and
flamboyantly
signed
the divorce papers
ACORN
rewriting
the princess and the pea
about
a teamster
and an acorn
ACORN
wondering where
the heroes are
I always heard about
heroes
but I bet if you
asked an acorn
it would say
why are you involving
me in this? You clearly
are writing a poem
about heroes.
and it would be right
where are the heroes?
PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE TWEETS
worse name
for a band
than
Car Seat Headrest
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07.03.2026 20:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Poetry window is open for 45 min - I know no one will give me any topics cuz it’s Saturday *sigh*
07.03.2026 20:43 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 7 📌 0ICE agents out here breaking laws again
05.03.2026 18:58 — 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0This one is hitting very hard. Estefany does incredible work, especially informing people of ICE detentions/activity. Her reporting kept people safe & put her at risk. During the winter storm she was everywhere - directing people to food/resources, spreading info in Spanish, etc. Bring her home!🖕🏼ICE
06.03.2026 01:06 — 👍 32 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 1Looks like gas may get super expensive and we still don’t have an emergency fare-free program at wego
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AI is coming for your job but not in the way you expected
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LOG FLUME RIDE
where did
the idea for
this
come from?
did
humorless
alcoholic
19th century
loggers
do this?
I can’t picture
them
yelling
“wheeeeeee!”
OOPS. FAREWELL, BUS.
children’s book
about
missing
the bus
IN THE HEART OF EMPIRE
in the
heart
of every empire
are
the children
of alcoholics
trying to
heal themselves
with alcohol
IN THE HEART OF EMPIRE
the name
of every
prog rock
song
PARKING LOT SHOE
man
named Onion
wakes up
on motel room floor:
“Where’s my shoe?”
other man, named Randy,
also missing shoe:
“DUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE”
PARKING LOT SHOE
in the
Middle Ages
it was
a paddock bootie
in
prehistory
it
was
a
gulley
loincloth
“What do you suppose
happened here?”
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06.03.2026 21:12 — 👍 9 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 1lol
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GUMDROPS
why’d
they have
to make crypto
rich criminals
could
have exchanged
gumdrops
GUMDROPS
when
wrigley
announces
a new flavor
THREE OF CUPS
you are
going to get
some
EXTREMELY MEDIEVAL
good news
