Chris Crofton

SONIC DRINKS

Sonic
the Hedgehog
drinks pixels

and shits
flash drives

SONIC DRINKS

the sign
at the
Sonic near me
always
says “MORNING DRINK 99 CENTS”

what is a “morning drink”????

like, Sprite??

are there maniacs
who drink Sprite
in the morning??

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Trying to get poetry topics on a weekend is a fool’s errand

GIMME

@sorryhat.bsky.social @maryanndimand.bsky.social @chuckennui.bsky.social @keekomckween.bsky.social @o-ouroborus-o.bsky.social

Poetry Window is open for 45 min Larry feels powerless

Thanks! Yeah, lots of really intense non-COVID respiratory stuff going around

For creation and joy. Against winning-is-everything and grimness.

Up is still up, regardless of denials.

Thank you, Advice King.

⚡️THE NEW ADVICE KING!!!!

Which way is up???☝️

or…*ALYSA LIU vs CAPITALISM* ❤️

“Dour, dysfunctional, money-obsessed men are trying to drag us all down into their dismal, zero-sum world. They are an affront to life and love.” -AK

Great column! It was so nice to read this after waking up in the middle of the night to learn we've gone to war. I'll be able to pace so much more quietly now

Thank you

lol

Oh, that’s fantastic. I’m chuffed to have had anything to do with it.

Poetry.

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Top 5 things I never want to hear about again (in no particular order):
1. Neighborhood character
2. Flex posts (give me permanence or give me death!)
3. Mass surveillance (JUST SAY NO)
4. Nashville Downtown Partnership (abolish it)
5. Business improvement districts (it’s enough already)

Your talking about Alysa Liu was one of the nicest moments on CBGML - I got choked up, too! Fuck all these monsters - she’s what’s RIGHT about this country, this world, humanity. Did it take you 5 minutes to remember her name? Of course it did! You saw her soul is what counts!

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@maryanndimand.bsky.social 🙏🙏🙏

Advice King: Which Way Is Up? Things like “up” and “down” are supposed to be immutable, undebatable facts. But everything seems to be open for discussion at the moment — at least according to the weirdos we've put in charge of us.

"Things like 'up' and 'down' are supposed to be immutable facts. But everything seems to be open for discussion, according to the weirdos in charge." The latest from Advice King @thecroftonshow.bsky.social.

⚡️THE NEW ADVICE KING!!!!

Which way is up???☝️

or…*ALYSA LIU vs CAPITALISM* ❤️

“Dour, dysfunctional, money-obsessed men are trying to drag us all down into their dismal, zero-sum world. They are an affront to life and love.” -AK

Advice King: Which Way Is Up? Things like “up” and “down” are supposed to be immutable, undebatable facts. But everything seems to be open for discussion at the moment — at least according to the weirdos we've put in charge of us.

"He gave up, and blamed his inability to think godly thoughts on Antifa." @thecroftonshow.bsky.social www.nashvillescene.com/arts_culture...

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this is what they said it would be like under socialism

Tennessee's next governor, btw.

As of tonight, licenses of trans people across Kansas are being invalidated en masse, enabling the overnight criminalization of an entire group of people for going about our lives. It’s often said you never know when you’re living through history, so let me assure you: that’s what’s happening now.

Police Officer Accused of Tracking Partner Using License Plate Reader The Milwaukee officer used the technology to run searches on his partner’s plate 124 times, officials said, and he also tracked the person’s ex.

A Milwaukee police officer was criminally charged after using license plate recognition technology to surveil a person he was dating and the person’s ex for two months last year, the authorities said.

After closing our downtown library for a year, the downtown partnership is now laundering the reputation of con artists.

nashvilledowntown.com/do/suffrage-...

Rest in peace, Nurul Shah Alam. His blood is on border patrol's hands. www.wivb.com/news/local-n...

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