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Advice King: What Should I Wear for Halloween? You could go as a ventriloquist dummy, but everyone would assume you were Republican Speaker of the House Mike Johnson

"You could go as a ventriloquist dummy, but everyone would assume you were Republican Speaker of the House Mike Johnson." This week, Advice King @thecroftonshow.bsky.social on picking out your Halloween costume despite the depressing state of the world.

👻 THE NEW ADVICE KING!!!!!!

Little Bo Peep OR the first lead singer of Survivor????

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This brave woman live-tweeted the insane border patrol leader’s court appearance

The Shadows of Once-Thriving Church Street Looking back on the beloved safe spaces of this iconic Nashville ‘gayborhood’ in light of its recent demolition

Contributor Cameron Beyrent looks back on the beloved safe spaces of an iconic Nashville “gayborhood” in light of its recent demolition.

So is AJ Capital

Live Nation is a criminal conspiracy

I'm sure when Harlan Howard coined the phrase "three chords and the truth," he was hoping someday a global monopoly would use that phrase as the namesake for a high-tech, 4,400-capacity venue complete with a whiskey bar and listening lounge.

YouTube video by Dave Gambrill Crossing the street with a brick at Granville Island. 🧱🚶‍♂️ #funny

Eye contact and a city provided foam brick m.youtube.com/watch?v=Twv5...

This is insane. Society has been turned inside out by manic greed rebranded as “economic growth” and “tech”

Yeah I’d actually edit to say ESPECIALLY if they’re homeless. Come on y’all. Words matter and framing homelessness as some type of personal failure or special exception in 2025… is crazy. We’ve got dedicated parking lots for homeless kids to sleep in their cars. Homelessness is becoming the norm.

The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

These Woodbine neighbors are doing the real work 🙏🏼 so thankful for what they do to take care of our neighbors!

@thecroftonshow.bsky.social Wrote you a poem. Saw a dude vaping in front of a bus stop with advertisement for a tv show called “9-1-1: Nashville”:

GONNA FAIL A TEST ON THURSDAY

great
chorus
for a
terrible song
by a teen
garage band

Anybody want a poem first thing in the damn morning???

Donald Trump and His Speaker-Puppet - emptywheel I want to talk about some implications of this Annie Karni story, describing the background to what is plain as day: Donald Trump, who jokes in private that he — not Mike Johnson — is the Speaker of t...

"Trump really is proposing he proceed without his Republican members of Congress — or without them serving any real function...Qt least some of these Republicans do care (or can be made to care) that Trump is destroying their communities." @emptywheel.bsky.social www.emptywheel.net/2025/10/26/d...

On this Saturday night, for no reason, I am thinking about the various tax increases we’ve passed in the past 2.5 years that disproportionately affect our homeless neighbors. 1) titans stadium hotel/motel tax increase 2) CHYM sales tax increase 3) expanded downtown/gulch BID sales tax increase.

Wrote a couple entries in our "do what now?" guide. Many more things to include, but here's what we hit this time.

You’re so Nashville if you blew up the main library and the metro council still gives you more power

Replace “kills” with “serenades”

Music City lol

You know how we could’ve avoided this entire mess?

Say it with me, everyone: FARE-FREE FOR ALL!!!

Notice anything missing? OH! THE INCOME ELIGIBILITY REQUIREMENTS. Imagine asking poor & homeless folks to somehow get here, middle of the day (taking time off work) without even knowing if they qualify for this. The level of disrespect & absolute disregard for poor people’s time is truly disgusting.

A smash and grab marketed as Christianity is still a smash and grab.

so I gather this is a lot of people's first middle east cease fire.

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Poetry window is closed! Xo

ABANDONED K-MART

ghosts
of
blue light specials

and the sock rack

where Bob and Judy
first locked eyes

ABANDONED K-MART

great name for
a screamo
band