little miss no name

Correct. All of it is terrible. ALL OF IT.

Jesus, and I cannot stress this enough, Christ.

Yes to this song this morning.

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Logging onto any social media platform after work:

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

Channeling my mental break down into teaching kinders phonics so goddamn hard.

Watching something that reminds me that Hitler and all he stood for once seemed inevitable and then he ended up blowing his brains out in a bunker like a cowardly piece of shit. So. Maintaining some hope amidst all of this horror.

Real "sobered up after doing blow all night" vibes and just, yikes.

Sabrina Carpenter licking her lips

FDR when he meets a distant female cousin

Really says something about the state of things that I'm clinging to this happy news of literal strangers like a goddamn lifeline.

😂

Oh hi, this sexy motherfucker just showed up. A. WHOLE. ASS. SMOKE. SHOW.

Correct.

If JC had allowed those people to adopt Elizabeth, she would have grown up to be Parker Posey's character in Waiting for Guffman. This post is for literally no one else. Just me. I am a normal woman.

God. It really is.

Everything is absolute SHIT, so I'm gonna watch this cinematic MASTERPIECE and have a little more alcohol than I would normally have. It's fine!

Wow, people are really showing how horrible they are on social media today. Like, I knew it was bad, but the hoops people are jumping through to excuse the deaths of literal children is just making me want to claw my eyes out.

29 - I don't have time for a gif, but I do really need $5

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Everybody when they logged on this morning.

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Associate with trash people and people will think you're also trash 🤷🏻‍♀️
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!!!!!!!

I HATE IT.

Why would anyone go to the White House when they can meet Flavor Flav

Now I'm sad we fucking won.

If no one likes my Columbo content, what am I even doing here?

Black gloves

Columbo

Everything reminds me of him.

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

Idk! Open to all suggestions!

Thank yoooou!