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Please Apollo, throw like Fauci for this one 🙏

You just know someone is yelling at someone today saying “I TOLD you it was too close to the port”

Please put that last part in all caps tho

I thought I’d be tired of the Rubio couch memes by now, but nope.

Also Sam: “we will build the technical safeguards” that clearly don’t exist yet

Moons pretty hard, how about Earth stuff for now

Ok this is funny tho

I have too many pics of btc price fluctuations to keep them straight anymore and I don’t even use this drug, but anyway the price keeps wanting to lie down and take a nap but the whales and their algos must moon. I dislike knowing these things

Every day new baggies are like “if it hits 68 again I’m taking my losses and quitting crypto forevah” and the algorithm groans and struggles to keep Saylor solvent

If we can figure out what Massie is smoking and start passing that around at CPAC we might be able to work with a few of these folks on a few narrow issues in the near future

He’s my favorite republican rn, which is like having a favorite hemorrhoid, but there’s some weird bipartisanship potential

The leg day jokes finally broke him

Republicans are cruel extremists and cynical elitists to boot. They’re not competent or principled, they’re ineffective and weak people who lack empathy

So sayeth the polls

a group of people are standing on top of a pile of sand and fighting each other . Alt: True American laser dominance can only be demonstrated by filling a house with popcorn, from space. Weird little drones shooting party balloons and civilian airliners is but a dime made of dry ice, soon to evaporate in the coffee machine

But can the weird laser drone make popcorn

Can we talk about trolling Ford here as a side bonus

Try as they might to get it up, the price of btc continues to slowly soften

Algorithmically, we’ve got this. Never mind the slow leak from Those Who Refuse to Hodl. Once we weed out the bagholders we’ll have all these bags for ourselves

So bari’s gonna fail up from cbs to cnn eh? Anyone got a polymarket line on whether Anderson gets to do shots this NYE? I mean, whiskey Fridays, it could go either way

Beating Jon Stewart with rubber hoses on PPV, I’ve got $50 for that

Yes, yes it was the weird laser drone (classified)

Was it…was it the weird laser drone again

She doesn’t want to be at home with her husband and remaining dogs, she wants to be on her sex planes with her boyfriend and bag of unmentionables

How long do we have to wait for the TikTok videos of people trying (for free obvs, what idiot pays $50 mil for this)

They’re asking what Poland was wearing in the comments. You know, another normal day on totally normal bluesky

Netflix strengthens cash reserves to buy distressed assets when the AI bubble pops

He’s not tweeting his reactions to the takes because he has an IV in his hand atm

Judging by the heat this is emitting, we’re not as 38 as we thought we were

Started with enterprise level Claude today…is there a polymarket line on when they nerf this thing because omg some of you can’t be trusted with this power

gifsandgifs.com is displayed on the bottom right of the image Alt: Derek Zoolander hates 9-9-6 work schedules too

What is this? An economy for ants?

We can make an exit ramp up in the aggregate

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🕯️ Carrington 🕯️

🕯️ Event 🕯️
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I just love this for us, a true race to the bottom

Google chart showing the price of magic internet money has declined precisely 28.14% over the past month. One bitcoin is still insanely overpriced at $64,606, keeping the dream alive for many.

Halp my store of value is leaking value all over the floor