Man, how did you even find a way to argue against the time-tested "bro" defense?

If you’re one of those people who have their toes out most of the summer, allow me to make an AWESOME suggestion…

At least everyone can agree on today’s lede. 🤡

Tariffs xkcd.com/3073

Just gonna leave this here…

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When he said that, it reminded me immediately of one of my favorite lines spoken in a fictional language in media. And just like Bigwig in Watership Down, it was pretty badass.

This is a piss-poor take. I am related to plenty of MAGA clan members, but that doesn't mean our beliefs overlap. Hell, Trump's own sister hates him and Elon's daughter has disowned him. Blood only matters for medical history, not political beliefs. Sorry, but this argument is stupid as fuck.

Chrono Trigger was originally released in Japan 30 years ago today!

There were howls of protest and denial from the GOP any time we pointed out that Republicans want to cut Social Security.

Now the most powerful official in the White House goes on TV and calls it "the big one to eliminate."

BREAKING NEWS: Canadian Premier Wab Kinew of Manitoba MOCKS Trump by signing a “beautiful” order that officially removes ALL American liquor from Canadian stores in his province.

Donald Trump just caused massive economic damage to our country. How sad and embarrassing.

Elon Musk’s staffers have been granted access to a sensitive child support database by the Department of Health and Human Services (HHS). The data access was approved by Robert F. Kennedy Jr., despite resistance from career employees within the department. Sorry, we tried…

4 panel comic featuring Right Wing Red Guy. Panel 1: Red Guy plays a video game featuring a black person. Red Guy: DEI! Panel 2: Red Guy confronts a member of the LGBTQ community who has had the audacity to become a manager. Red Guy: DEI! Panel 3: Red Guy is losing his mind over a disabled person who has a job and is doing it well. Red Guy: DEI! Panel 4: Red Guy suffering a brain aneurysm after seeing the brown and pink shades in a Neapolitan ice cream. Red Guy: DEI!

DEI Obsession Destroys Right Winger’s Brain

I'm not saying I disagree with this sentiment, but how would you apply this to our federal workers? The Nazis and Russian agents running the show WANT the non-loyal ones to quit.

Things are a shitshow right now, so please take a moment to enjoy this recent photo of the destitute outcast Rudy Guiliani on a scooter in Walmart shopping for hair dye.
You’re welcome. 🙃

Photo ~ TMZ

Please listen and share—this is a very serious situation. This is extremely alarming! The Trump administration, across two agencies, is considering bringing criminal charges against employees simply for doing their jobs.

Can’t stress this enough! And obviously neither the SEC or the DOJ (at least at the highest levels) is going to seriously investigate and prosecute insider trading.

Somewhere, Jeff Bezos is angrily clicking “track shipment” to see what happened to his new editorial page.

The famous communist rag, the Wall Street Journal.

It's so hard to watch Severance knowing that Mark has wound up in a position where these two strong, beautiful women both desperately want him, what possible solution could there be for such a dilemma

Officials at the FAA have directed staff to identify tens of millions of dollars to fund a Starlink deal for upgrading air traffic control communications. Staff has been instructed to find the funds while minimizing documentation and avoiding a paper trail.

This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell.

This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.

There’s a major shift in U.S. cybersecurity policy. A recent CISA memo removed Russia from its list of priorities, focusing instead on China and local systems. Analysts were told not to track Russian cyber threats.

Watching Joffrey and Reek trying to bully Jon Snow was quite a thing.

Today, a reporter from the Russian state news agency TASS gained unauthorized access to the Oval Office. How does one gain unauthorized access to the Oval Office? Meanwhile, AP and Reuters were blocked.

Musk is pouring $1.5 million into Wisconsin’s upcoming Supreme Court race.