Hey,
Your friendly local cripple & stoner, PTP, here. I'm hosting a mixed mic this Thursday!
My friends have recently begun a place that's a Pay What You Can diner, and have begun putting on shows, too.
Interested in doing a set?
Email me,
Please/thanks!
at
comedianptp@gmail.com.
K! Thanks! Bye!
03.08.2025 20:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Black and white photo of a young white man sitting on a lawn in bright sunlight, smiling broadly at the camera. He has a tortie kitten in his left hand white a tabby climbs up his shirt next to his neck, and two more kittens are wobbling around on his outstretched legs.
On this day I offer you a cute boy covered in kittens. Photo from my collection, no documented date/info.
31.05.2025 18:20 β π 9965 π 518 π¬ 75 π 14
#FACTS
31.05.2025 19:11 β π 31896 π 6991 π¬ 348 π 224
If anyone wants to share this for their friends I would appreciate it.
15.05.2025 17:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
May D&F
Celebrate the start of May with drinks and friends at May Dungeons and Flagons!
This is the perfect event
If you've never played Dungeons & Dragons,
Or it's been awhile since you played a game.
Or you just like beer and D&D.
Full Disclosure:
I wrote this month's adventure,
And I'll be DMing a table.
www.eventbrite.com/e/may-df-tic... www.eventbrite.com/e/may-df-tic...
15.05.2025 17:06 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I haven't met one yet, but muppets
seem like they'd be a handful.
10.05.2025 17:49 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
I have a grind-set mindset 24/7: get stoned and play Tony Hawk 2.
03.05.2025 00:50 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
If βtrying harderβ could solve chronic illness, no one would be chronically ill.
Non disabled people have no idea how hard we try. How much effort goes into managing our conditions to avoid deterioration to our baseline.
How hard it is to survive in an ableist society.
02.05.2025 04:14 β π 746 π 232 π¬ 11 π 11
Sentence the rich to drudge work 5 days a week,
A studio apartment,
And tax funded therapy & healthcare.
Death is too good for them.
02.05.2025 16:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Like,
Eat the rich,
Sure
... But you know they're all in one death cult or another, right?
They do not care about dying.
They long for it
Because they got a high score at "Money"
You know what really terrifies them;
Being Us.
Having to go to work a job every day.
Not being able to subjugate.
02.05.2025 16:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
100 men vs. setting one therapy appointment.
02.05.2025 03:02 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
Season 2 is getting anyone who succeeded to actually go.
02.05.2025 15:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
It's going to be called
"Were you looking at the Fascism, Neo?
Or were you looking at the white woman in the white dress?"
It's metaphor.
Please don't ask me to explain it.
29.04.2025 20:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The whole of the recycled painting glows in the dark, but white lady glows & sparkles, but the roman eagle standards (dripping with red and gold) don't.
I'm thinking I'm gonna do the "F-Bi Sub-25 in straight black;
But the "Fascism; Bipartisan Submission; 2025" will also glow in the dark.
29.04.2025 20:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Arty Folks:
How can I make Glow in the Dark paint show up on camera the same way it does in the dark?
This is a mock up of how I'm thinking of making the lastest bit of art is going to look.
But I can never get the glow in the dark to show:
Do I need a special light or setting on my phone?
29.04.2025 20:35 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
remember this is just how much they want to increase domestic facilities for holding and deporting migrants, there's the entirely separate question of CECOT, which quite frankly shows every sign of being a death camp (people are there to be worked to death, no contact w family, ETC)
28.04.2025 21:16 β π 805 π 218 π¬ 9 π 0
"No disabled people use this so why do we need to make it more accessible?"
Have you ever considered that the very reason they're not using it, is because it's inaccessible?
And even if no disabled people do use it, that's not an excuse imo. Accessibility should be standard.
28.04.2025 05:16 β π 1123 π 225 π¬ 28 π 14
28.04.2025 12:32 β π 6176 π 553 π¬ 38 π 25
perhaps we should no longer make SUVs that are mobile tank fortresses you can use to commit mass casualty events. just a thought
27.04.2025 15:42 β π 232 π 20 π¬ 4 π 0
Please do not ask a Disabled person βwhat is wrong with you?β
Not only is it nosy, intrusive, condescending and judgemental, it is none of your business.
If youβre disabled, youβre not obligated to share your medical info with anyone.
27.04.2025 21:48 β π 134 π 27 π¬ 6 π 1
Silicon Valley is run by people who genuinely think the world as we know it is going to end in the next few decades. Many also WANT this to happen: they WANT the biological world to be replaced by a new digital world. They WANT "posthumans" to take the place of humans. A π§΅:
25.04.2025 20:58 β π 1657 π 596 π¬ 123 π 280
The take-away point: we must include these Silicon Valley ideologies on our lists of "existential threats to humanity." And we must take steps to neutralize these ideologies in exactly the same way that we strive to prevent another pandemic or an asteroid strike.
25.04.2025 20:58 β π 353 π 77 π¬ 4 π 4
Because of chronic pain & PTSD I have been seriously considering swapping weed for ketamine,
But I'm worried about the side effects.
Like,
Is "no pain when I walk"
Worth being associated with Elon Musk?
26.04.2025 00:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Nice Communist. Often YouTuber. It/Them.
https://linktr.ee/spice8rack
Portland-based comedian, host, and producer.
Producer and host of:
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The Bechdel Set @thebechdelset
Be Gay Do Crime @begaydocrimepdx
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comedian/librarian/deeply flawless clown
(She/her) Portland based comedian, improviser, and storyteller. Good girl. Dumb baby.
I am a comedian. I deliver sass, wit in a dry dead-pan style. I love making people laugh, I love cats, movies, and taking Melfies.
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fair and brutal, self aware and oblivious, pragmatically delusional, independent and co-dependent.
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