Midwest Weather Control regrets that we were unable to stop todays weather events.
Our public statements are restricted but suffice to say that DOGE is opposed to anything with 'environment' in its description and we're on a skeleton crew these days.
Our hearts go out to the community.
17.05.2025 03:43 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Theres large upper level disturbances busting out across the country headed into next week
04.05.2025 20:09 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Normally we focus on weather threats to the midwest but yall might want some protection for this one #stlwx
31.03.2025 02:52 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Nature makes the good ice #stlwx
15.03.2025 02:58 — 👍 14 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
I’m just gonna start turning the big knobs to the right as far as they go, okay?
#stlwx
15.03.2025 02:07 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1
Hey guys is this thing on? This is Todd I think everyone else got laid off by Elon
#stlwx
15.03.2025 01:57 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1
CAPTAIN WERE GIVIN IT ALL SHE GOT BUT I DONT KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER SHE KIN GIVE #stlwx
15.03.2025 01:48 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
We’ll do what we can but DOGE doesn’t believe we exist annd we’re short-staffed
13.03.2025 12:46 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Weather Trivia: Due to the recent planetary conjunction, the Arch was able to accumulate enough power to turn the control coils up to 11.
You are very welcome. #stlwx
05.03.2025 02:05 — 👍 16 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
#stlwx
18.02.2025 17:49 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
First of all, lower your voice
18.02.2025 13:23 — 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
NEXRAD radar image of the Saint Louis area being protected from severe weather by the Gateway Arch
WX ALERT: 2025/02/12 0732AM
The weather control coils of the Arch are at currently at maximum power
#stlwx
12.02.2025 13:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
While there is some snow making it through the weather control field, we would like to let folks know that it could be a lot worse. #stlwx
10.01.2025 19:53 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1
pls respond I showed u my cold front
03.01.2025 04:50 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1
Counterpoint: if it doesnt get to at least twenty we're changing the forecast to 2D12 inches
03.01.2025 03:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
When the forecast says "between 1 and 12 inches of snow" what they mean is that our intern Todd just got a new set of dice and we're leaving him in charge for the weekend.
If this post gets 50 likes the STL area gets a re-roll
03.01.2025 00:54 — 👍 36 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0
Maybe an inch! Maybe a foot! Maybe it'll just spit in your mouth and slap you around a little.
03.01.2025 00:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Brb checking with Todd
19.11.2024 18:35 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This was not us, please take it up with Google
19.11.2024 16:06 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A person holding a bird-shaped drone
WEATHER TIP:
Have you ever noticed how right before a storm, all the birds disappear? That's because the protective EM radiation from the Arch interferes with the guidance computer in the "birds". #weathercontrol #birdsarentreal
15.11.2024 03:00 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Doppler Radar image of the Midwest showing the Arch protecting the St Louis area from severe weather
This image shows why the Arch is energized in response to severe weather conditions in Saint Louis:
It's inverted caternary curve, combined with its stainless steel skin, and multi-gigawatt energy storage facility in the basement, allows it to dissipate storm energy.
15.11.2024 00:02 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Arch Weather Control Trivia:
The Arch was designed by Eero Saarinen.
Eero Saarinen is an anagram for Erase Rain Eon
This is incontrovertible fact. #weathercontrol
14.11.2024 23:57 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
a group of workers performing maintenance on the Gateway Arch
Midwest Weather Control is excited to announce that we have moved our public relations operations to Bluesky!
To remain up-to-date on our weather control activities, make sure to follow us, and make sure to tell your friends!
14.11.2024 23:46 — 👍 25 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 2
