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@token-wombat.bsky.social

Actually Paul B Weidler. Over-educated and underwhelmed. Part-time science groomer. Trophy* husband. (*participation)

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If those people could read they'd be pretty upset.

15.08.2025 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The correct response to this is to walk behind them with a trombone playing the Imperial March from Star Wars.

11.08.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#NotTheOnion

11.08.2025 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So, an omen pigeon?

11.08.2025 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As Michael Stipe sang: Every body shaaarts, every now and then...

09.08.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They "self-deported"

06.08.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Breaking news, Joseph Stalin is still dead.

03.08.2025 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Blessed are the cheese makers!

03.08.2025 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The one with the strippers. Wild time. Canadians rocked the joint.

03.08.2025 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, Canadian brutality in WW1 led to the Geneva Convention. Don't mess with Canadians.

02.08.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

FACT

Stalin did NOT act in the name of atheism, but in the name of state control & totalitarianism.

His brutal suppression of religion was NOT a promotion of atheism, but part of a campaign to eliminate all independent sources of power or influence, whether religious, political, or intellectual!

01.08.2025 10:58 β€” πŸ‘ 94    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

If you take even the briefest look at history, it is obviously both.

01.08.2025 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A Proper Framework:
1) Russia returns to 2013 borders
2) Russia hands over Putin to stand trial in ICC
3) Russia pays 1 Trillion Euros in reparations

31.07.2025 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reboot. everything, just start over.

31.07.2025 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Beaver.

29.07.2025 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Depends: are you going to be on the ocean side of the city or the bay side? Either way, layer, layer, layer.

29.07.2025 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cherry blossoms fall
The world is in tune
on a spring afternoon
Strychnine

27.07.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(San Francisco version): thou art more foggy, and more cold.

25.07.2025 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Instead Obama refused to enforce the laws against torture. Except for that one time they convicted a sergeant.

21.07.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What they need to do is take armed Federal Marshals with them and arrest anybody who tries to stop them.

21.07.2025 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let's start with replacing the octogenarian fools who have been unable to respond to the end of norms and the rule of law.

19.07.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Feet? (woof)

18.07.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hots for Ivanka

18.07.2025 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But mostly it's the fact that we are the first generation of Americans that were not better off than our parents. I can't afford to live in the house my dad built.

17.07.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am Doofus!

17.07.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dude, I can tell the difference thru a condom. Get real.

13.07.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes. I'm convinced that widespread innumeracy is the key to understanding MAGA.

13.07.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tovaritsch, what part of Russia are you from that you don't know Superman is literally an alien?

08.07.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OK thanks

04.07.2025 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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