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Thylacoleo Carnifex (AntiFa Wombat)

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Actually Paul B Weidler. Over-educated and underwhelmed. Part-time science groomer. Trophy* husband. (*participation)

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Currently trending on X.

01.03.2026 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 28710    πŸ” 7797    πŸ’¬ 1014    πŸ“Œ 517

Is that the Holy See Saw?

01.03.2026 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Navy has enough problems without the Drumph boys abusing them too. Barron however is prime draft age.

28.02.2026 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Me too.

24.02.2026 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You shouldn't have used awry flour.

23.02.2026 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"I'm a citizen!"

22.02.2026 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Look me in the eye and tell me this was not written by AI

17.02.2026 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Robert Duvall was not in the Epstein files.

16.02.2026 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Give them a whiff of (metaphorical) grape shot.

12.02.2026 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He carried that ball for more yards than the Patriots.

10.02.2026 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

smoke Marlboro lights

08.02.2026 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No. They are part of the executive. This needs to change.

06.02.2026 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rest assured, he's still on The Firm's payroll.

06.02.2026 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sure this has been explained somewhere else, but why can't you take a few armed Federal Marshals with you?

06.02.2026 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"But would you toss an enemy?"..."Aye that I would do."

06.02.2026 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, Jasmine Crockett is *right there*. Why you even try??

04.02.2026 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They kill French vampires with a baguette. It's a pain-staking process.

24.01.2026 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Four Black women, please.

24.01.2026 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dr. Gladys West, Mathematician Whose Work Made GPS Possible, Dies at 95 ALEXANDRIA, VA β€” Dr. Gladys West, the pioneering mathematician whose work laid the foundation for modern GPS technology, has died. She passed away

Dr. Gladys West, the pioneering mathematician whose work laid the foundation for modern GPS technology, has died. She was 95.

19.01.2026 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 27299    πŸ” 9640    πŸ’¬ 550    πŸ“Œ 504
Know Your Rights with ICE - Immigrant Defense Project

β€œKnow Your Rights with ICE” flyers, booklets, etc, in multiple languages, from the Immigrant Defense Project.

www.immigrantdefenseproject.org/know-your-ri...

19.01.2026 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not Steven Colbert the actor, but Steven Colbert of the Colbert Report.

17.01.2026 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Norman Rockwells painting called β€œfreedom of speech”

Norman Rockwells painting called β€œfreedom of speech”

My only request is that you stop responding to shitposts with a serious response. Thank you!

16.01.2026 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 583    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 66    πŸ“Œ 3

Don't threaten me with a good time.

16.01.2026 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not to und-ermine your joke, but you otter be careful with aquatic mustelids.

15.01.2026 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œAs a reasonable centrist, I think the paramilitary death squads need better training.”

15.01.2026 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 7145    πŸ” 1527    πŸ’¬ 90    πŸ“Œ 61

It's actually paved with the skulls of middle managers.

13.01.2026 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Amanita me some mushrooms!

13.01.2026 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sinclair station?

12.01.2026 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So people can enjoy the pounding house music.

11.01.2026 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Having the comic take place in a parallel universe certainly helps.

11.01.2026 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0