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Honestly I'm a little apprehensive about attending the reception. I know they're going to be on Interview Mode.

Attending my hs bestie's wedding this weekend. It's gonna be a reunion because I haven't seen most of my hs classmates for over a decade. And we don't really keep in touch.

I'm gonna tell people I work in showbiz.

We were watching the news & my dad asked why there are always screaming ladies when bad things happen so I said it's instinctive and an evolutionary advantage because our primate ancestors had to warn others when dangerous predators were around.

My sis: So you're saying women are monkeys issit???

It's a post promoting a tandem skydiving package and the two most voted questions are:

1. Is there a maximum weight limit?

2. Will my dentures fall off during the dive?

Malaysians are never serious.
🤣🤣🤣

I listened to the new TS song and now understood why the smear campaign against her is so dramatic. ☠️

My cousin is worried about her baby. He's 5 months old and still can't quite roll over. My grandma basically said, imagine being really fat and trying to roll over. It's really hard.

Pfft. 🤣

My TikTok fyp is a strong proof that crying is a lifestyle choice for me. All I do is cry over there 😭

When life gives you lemons, you forget about one of them at the back of the fridge until it turns mouldy

Obsessed with the Tiktok Thai boy and his goose spirit animal

The weather is awful. I don't wanna be stuck in a flash flood. And I can't drive well in the rain because of my astigmatism 😭

Sadly I didn't manage to get cinnamon rolls today. It started raining heavily so I decided to go home instead.

Our malls and supermarkets are icy cold. My mother gets so bothered when she sees babies without hats and socks on. She'll give the parents judgy side-eyes 😒

Tomorrow I have to pick up my father's medicine at the hospital pharmacy and then I'm going to get some cinnamon rolls to reward myself.

It's so upsetting to not be able to sleep when it's raining outside. That's literally the best time to sleep but damn this overthinking mind 😪

People are exhausting to be around =/

Someone said SuJu Siwon is such a magaboo, he wanna be white so bad.

TIL about "skeets"

Funny how different life can be.
Headlines in the US: Man assassinated in front of a crowd.

Meanwhile in my country: Top scorer denied placement in public university.

Life-changing

What is 200 yards in metric unit?

People are more willing to show their bare ass than their bare face smh

Reno is thinking of changing schools because of bullying. He said primary school kids are vicious and just say things without any filter. I told him to suck it up because it's tough to get a teaching position now.

How do I tell my coworker that yes I do know that idol and I like him and his group but I can't answer what song I like best because I think the group's songs really sucks?

I just like to see his group in variety shows and funny YouTube edits. Sorry.

Great aunt hasn't even been buried for 100 days and her children are already fighting over who gets her house.

It's like they read my fanfiction 🤣

Have you ever walked into a restroom and saw a man at the urinal with his whole ass out?

Solar energy is racist?

TIL our Sun is actually white. So, solar panels are, in fact, a way to harness white power.

The marketing department at McDonald's and Coca Cola chose to face the boycott head-on by collaborating with BTS.

Genius move tbh. And obviously, Hybe did the math before signing the contract. The benefit$$$ outweighs the criticism.

LoL 😆 I think something was definitely stuck inside and me jostling the paper around managed to dislodge it. Could be a dead bug, a piece of tapioca chips who knows..

How did you know about the plastic slide trick?