Casey Hultin

I literally cannot name a more trainable skill

The good news is she says it about so many very basic skills I have to imagine they know it’s not true. It’ll never get wilder than the day she said it MULTIPLE TIMES about first touch 😅

Need to hear a “you can’t teach that” to complete my Lianne bingo card for this game.

Please stop showing Jun Endo crying. I can’t take it

put ali and christen on as double 9s

Ok now sub on Ali and CP23 thanks

Fans clamor around a stage, trying to hand things to a kneeling rose Lavelle

Angel City and Houston fans rn:

Rose Lavelle’s goal is particularly funny given the extensive breakdown of how challenging it would be to score near post around the wall

He scores at the funniest times. Man is just great for the plot

Y'all are rooting for 4 teams on 35 points. I want 4 teams on 33 points. I want the chaotic mid

It’s too much 😭 I’m skipping UWCL first slate something had to give

Everyone is going to post Press highlight reel stuff, but more than anything I'm just glad that she can no longer be failed by the institutions that should have protected and elevated her

3-0 since Humpy won

They’re a fickle fan base though that’s kind of their differentiating characteristic from us

The one time Lianne may be right when saying “those are the things you can’t teach”

Jun endo my goodness

Is that a baseball doink?

Not sure why Lyon keeps going for short corners with Renard and Tarciane in the box. As an Arsenal fan I’m not sad about it but I am confused.

RUSSO!!!! Gosh that build up play from Mead and Mario was stunning

missing a goal because of a full screen ad is inexcusable and nasty work. you have to have a lot more care about the product you're airing; and for the nwsl, the product you're selling.

No literally what the hell that was so jarring

PASSION BUCKET OVERFLOWING

UCLA WINS THEIR FIRST GAME OF THE YEAR OVER RANKED PENN STATE

I HAVE NEVER FELT MORE ALIVE AND CAPABLE IN MY LIFE GO BRUINS JERRY NEUHEISEL FOREVER

I’m delightfully surprised. I candidly didn’t even have the game on 😅 but now I sure do! Go Bruins, give Jerry the team!

Son Heung-min (8) and Denis Bouanga (9) have now scored ALL of LAFC’s last 17 goals in the club’s last six games.

Absolute flamethrowers. Unreal.

oh my god that shaw to lavelle linkup just healed something inside of me

the stars in this league are chawinga, banda and kundananji and i really need the league and some fans to be ok with that

Listen, a girl can have multiple screens

This downfall should be studied at this point