His soul leaving his body.
08.03.2026 03:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0His soul leaving his body.
08.03.2026 03:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Tonight marks Daylight Saving Time so be sure to remember to take your clock down off the wall and smash it to bits with a hammer.
08.03.2026 01:21 β π 7 π 4 π¬ 0 π 1Our felon in chief has chosen a war where a "... paramilitary Revolutionary Guard, ... controls the ballistic missiles .... answered only to Khamenei, ... now ... picking its own targets"
07.03.2026 16:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Exactly what my dermatologist said to me on Thursday and I threw my back out trying.
07.03.2026 03:17 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs his passion project.
07.03.2026 00:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Jayson Tatum is not wearing any of the bubble wrap that I requested.
07.03.2026 00:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Iβm going to put this in my wallet. Thanks, Emo.
07.03.2026 00:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The news is absolutely brutal. The February jobs report shows 92,000 job losses. Inflation is creeping up. Citizens are being shot by their government in the streets. And now, a Middle East war. Trump must be stopped.
www.cnn.com/2026/03/06/e...
He goes on to advise his base, βif you see something going down, jump in the air so I can say it didnβt happen to you on US soil.β
06.03.2026 01:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you are a Costco customer, Trump stole your money and wonβt give it back.
06.03.2026 01:03 β π 3328 π 811 π¬ 78 π 19Donβt let the door hit you on the way out, Kristi Noem.
05.03.2026 19:11 β π 22459 π 4958 π¬ 759 π 404Lewandowski is out too, so it's a twofer.
05.03.2026 20:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 052 republican senators wondering if they are now the dumbest senator as Markwayne packs his bag.
05.03.2026 20:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They're coming for our be boop machines.
05.03.2026 20:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0An ADSBx map showing C104 flying northwest out of Nashville.
The plane is airborne and not pointing toward DCβ¦
#NoemsLastRide
I saw him boarding the flight with chocolate covered almonds.
05.03.2026 19:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What day is it today? Oh good, I didnβt sleep through it. Now take this and go down to the sneaker store and buy those big sneakers hanging in the window.
05.03.2026 19:48 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Markwayne Mullin is not a done deal. He is demanding assurances about the care and transport of his blankee before signing up.
05.03.2026 19:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Shake and Bake.
05.03.2026 19:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Friday, I'm opening my Rapture Trebuchet on the edge of the Grand Canyon.
05.03.2026 12:55 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So frustrating they don't offer lids.
05.03.2026 12:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Rolling up to the board meeting with my shoebox
05.03.2026 12:35 β π 10 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0A rare celestial even will occur at 4:32 am on Thursday morning over New England - the moon, low in the eastern sky will appear to the naked eye to take on the form of a Dunkin' ice coffee bucket.
05.03.2026 04:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If anyone is going to purchase things I don't need, it's me.
05.03.2026 04:17 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Search Assist George Washington was known by several nicknames, including "The American Cincinnatus," "The Great Emancipator," and "Honest Abe." He was also affectionately called "Abe" and "Uncle Abe" by some. W Wikipedia (H Sky HISTORY TV Cha... More v
He'll learn a lot of interesting history this way.
05.03.2026 04:06 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0One of this cognitive experiments where no one else notices the ape?
05.03.2026 03:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0RFK Jr. wants Dunkinβ to prove drinking its iced coffee is safe
05.03.2026 03:34 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
"most advanced"?
Did Ai write this war crime confession?