Michael Gorsuch

I wrote almost exactly this word for word in January: www.wired.com/story/donald...

The national suicide being committed by the Republican-led United States has no historical precedent. Centuries from now (if humanity survives that long), historians will struggle to explain how such a thing was possible.

youre making a mockery of the fifa peace prize

s’ok to be tired, friends. I know I am.

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

Gandalf to Frodo

this fuckin guy

to show the city how powerful his quads are, Brian

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Hey, remember to Stay Hydrated 🥤

Human Artists!

Use one piece to convince people to follow you!

why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this

and if you know it’s the behavior of an unhealthy person, and you still go along with it for any reason at all… omg are you extra fucked up. Like holy shit what happened to you?

I know this comes off as super folksy, but seriously - you gotta be pretty fucked up to read the shit he posts and to truly think that is the sort of thing a healthy person would write

absolutely bonkers that we live in a world where the president can say and do completely deranged and harmful nonsense day after day and a very large number of people think this is somehow good.

does Trump give them some kind of nostalgia for their abusive parents or something?

I want to speak to your manager model

So have we entered the era yet where a front line AI customer service bot escalates you to another AI bot with a slightly better / more expensive model?

This was always going to be the endpoint for people who despise expertise. Millions of people dying of preventable disease screaming “You think you’re better than me?”

which one is you no way I can tell

you ever watch star wars and wonder why the empire has such shitty weird vehicles that an ewok with a rock can smash them? now you know

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I found him, I found the guy who's fucking up the government

I love my job as the guy who adds a fake “keep me signed in” checkbox to every website that does nothing

I really don’t get this crisis of masculinity. I just don’t.
You can join the Army or become a paramedic or live in the woods. You can wear camo. You can go hunting or fishing. You can be a little rowdy. I’ve done all these things.

Just don’t be a dick.

Oh wow, it’s like retro causality or something like that? Love it

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A business woman in a grey skirt suit, pointing a rifle at a boxy 90s PC

trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app

sales guy throwing comic sans at my inbox is something I can work with in 2025

Terminator 2 still looks amazing.

we really need dual channel social media: one mode for our nonstop crazy political takes and one for everything else (especially the dumb jokes). I find both useful, but mixing it is just exhausting.

Guy diggin his own grave: man why am I always in a grave!!!!!

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