Michael Gorsuch

to show the city how powerful his quads are, Brian

A purple greeting card with a hydra drinking a smoothie, with the text Stay Hydrated

Hey, remember to Stay Hydrated 🥤

Human Artists!

Use one piece to convince people to follow you!

why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this

and if you know it’s the behavior of an unhealthy person, and you still go along with it for any reason at all… omg are you extra fucked up. Like holy shit what happened to you?

I know this comes off as super folksy, but seriously - you gotta be pretty fucked up to read the shit he posts and to truly think that is the sort of thing a healthy person would write

absolutely bonkers that we live in a world where the president can say and do completely deranged and harmful nonsense day after day and a very large number of people think this is somehow good.

does Trump give them some kind of nostalgia for their abusive parents or something?

I want to speak to your manager model

So have we entered the era yet where a front line AI customer service bot escalates you to another AI bot with a slightly better / more expensive model?

This was always going to be the endpoint for people who despise expertise. Millions of people dying of preventable disease screaming “You think you’re better than me?”

which one is you no way I can tell

you ever watch star wars and wonder why the empire has such shitty weird vehicles that an ewok with a rock can smash them? now you know

PostgreSQL documentation Table 8.13: Special Date/Time Inputs. Highlighted: Input String `allballs`, valid types `time`, description `00:00:00.00 UTC`

I found him, I found the guy who's fucking up the government

I love my job as the guy who adds a fake “keep me signed in” checkbox to every website that does nothing

I really don’t get this crisis of masculinity. I just don’t.
You can join the Army or become a paramedic or live in the woods. You can wear camo. You can go hunting or fishing. You can be a little rowdy. I’ve done all these things.

Just don’t be a dick.

Oh wow, it’s like retro causality or something like that? Love it

YouTube video by KRAZAM The Decisionmaker

Never have I seen such a magnificent video before youtu.be/qf-_bRjZ38U?...

A business woman in a grey skirt suit, pointing a rifle at a boxy 90s PC

trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app

sales guy throwing comic sans at my inbox is something I can work with in 2025

Terminator 2 still looks amazing.

we really need dual channel social media: one mode for our nonstop crazy political takes and one for everything else (especially the dumb jokes). I find both useful, but mixing it is just exhausting.

Guy diggin his own grave: man why am I always in a grave!!!!!

Ex Inferis by boryan.online, Tyler Event Horizon ... on a boat

Ex Inferis
The winner of the Twisted Classics Jam just got a major update that you definitely want to check out.

It’s event horizon on a boat!!!!

boryanonline.itch.io/ex-inferis

ugh gearing up for poor boy summer 😞

I heard there was a secret ooze
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?

They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin

Cowabunga

Me, after jumping in a Time Machine to go talk to teen me: in the future you work as a senior reporter at Rolling Stone magazine

past me: omg that’s AMAZING. My favorite Senior? You mean I get to interview mick jagger and

Present day Swin: uh no, you don’t do any of the cool shit. You cover…

me: Should I use a rub on this meat

grilling enthusiasts group *takes long drag of cigarette*: Son, it all began on February 4 1878, when Louis Camille Maillard was born in Pont-a-Mousson, France

It’s weird that we have to tell each other “hey, don’t vote for narcissists, don’t vote for psychopaths” but here we are!

holy hell we are barely a month in, yeah?