A Genuine Catfish

Indeed. Fuck

Oh I fucking hate that

Yeah

That's also very true. I'm still gonna be a little disappointed. Even if I understand it's a little irrational

I also realize I might have an inflated idea of what catchers can get us because of Cal. Fuck that guy. He's set me up for disappointment

Probably. Unfortunate

Yeah. I guess. We still had control. I feel like they could have held out through a bit of the season and maybe increase his value. But they have a better idea of what's going on than I do. I'm just a little disappointed is all

This is where I'm at. I knew he wasn't gonna be here long-term with Cal. But I thought he might get us more than this.

Who do they think the people would want to start the hangings with?

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

I'm gonna fucking commit sudoku on this hill. Lindsay Lohan is the Meg Ryan for millennials

Gross. I hate work

College football feels icky

Mike'd Up

We're expanding our post birth abortion services

Fuck yeah

For sure. It just seems like he's created such a positive environment for everyone to succeed. And he puts them into position to succeed and celebrate success with em. It's exciting honestly

I love how he'll admit mistakes. He'll give people credit for bailing him out. And he's not super high energy but he's so positive and constantly encouraging guys. It's gotta feel awesome playing for a guy like that

I fucking love him

I was just trying to read about the Big Mac index and I ended up donating money to Wikipedia. Nothing good happens after midnight

I am a .2% listener of Coheed and Cambria and that's basically just been in the last 3 months and that breaks my fucking heart because they are phenomenal

Alex Carpenter scores the first home goal in Seattle Torrent history!!!!

Have the UW basketball game on in the background and it's making me think about the Mariners. I've missed ya, Goldy.

That could be a crazy fun game if the Chiefs win this weekend

A Manticore with the caption "I am not a toy. I am not a pet. I am not a Christmas present. I am a 400 year commitment."

Consider the following before adopting a Manticore for your family

My man literally gets paid to do social media and thought this was necessary

I love when they interview dudes that are comfortable being nerds about football on camera.

That game had no right being as lit as it was

REF FANS GET IN HERE WE'RE SHOWING OUT TONIGHT