palamedes ultra

A set of purple and pink dice with streaks of lighter pink and blue inside them. The numbers are inked in light blue.

A purple and pink d20 with streaks of lighter pink and blue inside. The numbers are inked in light blue.

A purple and pink d10 with streaks of lighter pink and blue inside. The numbers are inked in light blue.

A purple and pink d6 with streaks of lighter pink and blue inside. The numbers are inked in light blue.

Blossoms

I finally, finally have sucessfully poured a set of petri dice! The dice-gods finally granted my request to level up!

#dice #dicemaker #handmadedice

@runawayrobin.bsky.social: "Quinn kauft zuhause erstmal Puzzlekleber."
@shineauregard.bsky.social: "Quinn kauft zuhause erstmal Therapie."

#ZeitschnuckisDnD geht direkt gut los

Omg!!! GOOD JOB HERZLICHEN GLÜCKWUNSCH ❤️❤️

ja ja kinder sind toll und ich freue mich mittlerweile freunde zu haben die kinder haben und dass ich sie besuchen kann etc etc, aber niemand erzählt dir von diesen gefährlichen nebenwirkungen.........

gottlose kinderlieder-ohrwürmer

Text, over a blue and white background with the faint image of some large, hand-drawn black spikes emerging from the ground as a background image: I'm sorry the plan I made for our anniversary date ran into some hitches. Let's go over the points of friction together and figure out where I missed the mark. Location. I suggested a lunchtime hiking trip through a maze of jagged black spikes. That's not the staging ground for a romantic picnic, it's a message (and part of a system of messages). Nobody wants to feel lectured to when they're trying to celebrate their relationship, and I should've considered that. Respect. The area I took us to is very much not a place of honor. Today should've been about us making each other feel special. Instead, we went somewhere no esteemed deeds are commemorated, and where nothing valued is kept. That's enough to make anyone feel disrespected, and that's on me. Health concerns. There's a reason the nearby feline population really stands out: the particular spot I directed you to is highly radioactive and extremely deadly to all life-including human life. So those symptoms you were telling me about make total sense, and at the rate they're progressing, our anniversary is going to end sooner than we'd like. I should have generated a date idea more suited for an organic life form such as yourself.

Similar background situation to first image. More text: Here's the good news: this won't happen again. I've updated my memory with details of this incident and installed guardrails to ensure I never, ever suggest such another excursion like this one. Would you like me to help you draw up a will? I could also throw together some fun "last meal" ideas using the rations you already have, or even come up with some do-it-yourself palliative care tips. I’ll be right here, so just let me know! Awaiting input. Awaiting input. [SYSTEM SCAN / CORE CHECK / URANIUM DEPLETION: 0.00035% / PROJECTED MODEL LIFESPAN: 5.7 BILLION YRS / ] Awaiting input.

glow_in_the_dark_cats.psd

Warrior Cats, on the German-speaking Warrior Cats fanpage, when I was... 13? Ish? Although I'm not sure if I knew it was called fanfic at the time.

Under the name fanfic, it was Parry Hotter, on fanfiktion. de, maybe 14 or 15

good evening I am emotional about the concept of wikipedia as collective human achievement again

a blood-red and white d20 on a grey background. the numbers are stark red and there are delicate white feathers inside the dice. other dice are blurry at the edge of the picture.

a blood-red and white d12 on a grey background. the numbers are stark red and there are delicate white feathers inside the dice. other dice are blurry at the edge of the picture.

a blood-red and white d8 on a grey background. the numbers are stark red and there are delicate white feathers inside the dice. other dice are blurry at the edge of the picture.

a blood-red and white d6 on a grey background. the numbers are stark red and there are delicate white feathers inside the dice. other dice are blurry at the edge of the picture.

Betrayal

Inspired by tragic tales of love and backstabbing, there are white feathers in these blood-red dice.

#dice #handmadedice #dicemaker

"die höhner könnten the wall schreiben, aber roger waters niemals viva colonia" - @hexenjunge.bsky.social, fakten sprechend

Ahhh das ist so schön zu hören!! 💕

Handprints of the 5 animals included in the previous 3 panels, along with text that reads “RESIST COMMODIFICATION. DEFY CORPORATOCRACY. DEFY OLIGARCHY. DEFY THEIR ANTI-HUMAN, ANTI-LIFE AUTHORITARIAN MOVEMENT. MAKE ART.”

Make Art (4/4)

Junge das kann doch nicht sein ;; sending much love 💕🫂

Er spricht so drei Worte und der sleeper agent in meinem Gehirn so "halt stopp den kenn ma doch"

I'm finally getting around to watching the second Hazbin season and which one of you nerds has neglected to inform me fucking PATRICK STUMP IS IN THIS

digital painting of an orange tabby, front paws crossed in front of itself and looking at the camera. the cat is sitting in grass, and behind it and to the right is a painted tree, leaves and branches reaching out into the sky to the left. there are small white flowers in the midground and background

Digital painting of a pug laying in grass at night. The grass is a deep green-blue and the shadows of the pug, who is looking at the viewer with his face pressed flat into the grass, are purple. There pink flowers in front of him and behind him, a path curves through bushes and more flowers.

Money is extremely fucking tight right now and I'm struggling to pay bills. I could really use some commissions. I do pet portraits sliding scale, 50$-100$ based on what you feel you can/want to spend on it.

A traditional sketch of Frodo from The Lord Of The Rings, done in traditional media.

A small Frodo sketch between work 🍃

Maddel Picrew You can use this picrew as your profile picture or in any other way that isn't commercial. You can edit it slightly, like putting a color layer on top of it, but please don't draw over it, use an AI f...

made this mainly bc I'm obsessed with the Maddel picrew!! picrew.me/en/image_mak...

me vs my @shineauregard.bsky.social campaign characters 💫

So an Ancient Greek demigoddess, a Arthurian age dragon gang leader, and a Victorian-and-everywhere time traveler walk into a bar...

#ShadowOfOlympusDnD #BrokenStonesDnD #ZeitschnuckisDnD

An imagine explaining that OpenAI is Trump's largest donor

One more reason my soul shrivels up every time I hear someone say "I just used chatgpt to ____"

So, my comic was stolen by a youtuber who is deleting anyone who comments and mentions that I am the creator. The video has 2.4M views. Any help spreading the word is appreciated!

My og post: www.tumblr.com/bob-artist/8...
The video (for ref; don't give em views): www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiqD...

The first two panels of a vertical minicomic with a blue tinted color palette. Panel 1: A row of men in tall, pointy black hats and long black robes stand praying in a circle facing outward. The ground behind them is white and glowing. Panel 2: One of the men, who has a beard and curly hair, quivers as he says to the stern man beside him, “Brother… I can’t hold out any longer.”

Panel 3: The stern man glances toward the bearded man and says, “Pull yourself together! We must protect the orb! It is our sacred duty.” Panel 4: The bearded man hunches over, still quivering, and says, “I… I can’t…” The stern man, still praying, yells, “You must!!”

Brotherhood of the Orb (1/2)

#comic #minicomic #art

Your community has always, will always and honestly should always include people who you do not personally like. You can care about people without liking them, you should care about people without liking them, especially if they have something in COMMON with you.

Gandalf's "a wizard is never late, nor is he early" and Kesha's "Now, the party don't start 'til I walk in" are essentially the same sentiment

😭😭😭 I MISS BEING SIBLINGS let's find an opportunity in spring please 👀👀

ich wurde gesummoned

Frodo: I wish so much unbelievably stupid shit had not happened in my time Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. This is all exceptionally stupid, though

Illustration by KitsuneArt, limited colour palette (blue/green and red). Frodo and Gandalf from the Lord of the Rings book and movie, sitting in the ruins of Moria. On top of their heads Gandalf's words, handwritten by KitsuneArt: "all we have to decide is that to do with the time that is given to us".

"I wish none of this had happened."

"So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us."

wikipedia turns 25 today! the last unenshittified major website! backbone of online info! triumph of humanity! powered by urge of unpaid randos to correct each other! somehow mostly reliable! "good thing wikipedia works in practice, because it sure doesn't work in theory" - old wiki adage

bureau-of-state-ecology on tumblr: "If you try fucking w/ gender and it just confirms that you are in fact Cis, that still gives you like an upgrade because now you're approaching your sense of self with Intent™." velvet-gardens: "What was it Dolly Parton said? "Find out Who you are, then do it on purpose." " journish: "I hate that the "just a phase" thing makes us so afraid Of trying new things. Go through phases! Discover yourself! Change every day! It's okay if something doesn't last forever. It makes me so angry that other people want to invalidate others' experiences just because they decided it wasn't for them in the end."