If you enjoy movies with a brilliant plot twist in the final few minutes I can heartily recommend Tinker Tailor Soldier Colin Firth.
10.02.2026 20:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you enjoy movies with a brilliant plot twist in the final few minutes I can heartily recommend Tinker Tailor Soldier Colin Firth.
10.02.2026 20:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nonsense. They neverland.
10.02.2026 10:54 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0A new series of Long Lost Family starts tonight on ITV1.
15.01.2026 10:30 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Of course! It shall be done! Hope you all enjoy.
06.01.2026 22:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Quietly hoping London's fireworks are just Sadiq Khan writing "Fuck Trump" with a sparkler.
#HappyNewYear
Thank you so much! Wishing you a very happy New Year!
29.12.2025 16:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hope you all enjoyed and Happy New Year!
28.12.2025 15:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Last night I asked my husband what tv programmes he was subjected to by his parents, at home back in the 80s. He said, and I quote, "I sat through every episode of Kenco."
17.11.2025 11:12 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Saw a muscle-bound builder cry his eyes out after he dropped his Rolex into a cement mixer. That was a hard watch.
15.11.2025 17:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Damn. No acting partnership set the screen ablaze quite like Redford and Newman.
Forever the Sundance Kid.
My village scarecrow trail has outdone itself this year. With a theme of 'Famous Duos', this stunning depiction of PJ & Duncan will scar local children for years. Bravo!
24.08.2025 11:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Just had a near death experience on the M4.
I drove past Slough.
It is now.
22.08.2025 20:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh yes.
22.08.2025 20:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Scottish. Handsome but devious.
22.08.2025 19:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
[Morecambe & Wise, lying in bed, watching a documentary about a drug dealer addicted to Häagen-Dazs]
Eric: He's not going to sell much speed going at that ice cream, is he?
Wool!
Huh!
What is it good for?
Absolutely knitting
Say it again
Not long back from a 5 mile run. Man, that was one persistent wasp.
21.08.2025 09:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Make it a fiver and I'll come and do the washing-up.
17.08.2025 11:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I've just verified my age with a word-perfect rendition of the monologue from The A-Team's opening credits.
25.07.2025 09:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I was talking about ITV's News at Ten. Regardless of when individual stories broke, some are more important imho.
23.07.2025 00:45 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm delighted the Lionesses won and I'm saddened by the passing of Ozzy Osbourne - but there is something very wrong in our society when the national news leads with a football story first, the passing of a musician second, and the deliberate starvation of innocent children third.
23.07.2025 00:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Betty Swallocks, Ricky Sting.
Ricky Sting, Betty Swallocks.
🤝
Brilliant start to the day; found a leaflet for a strip club and got off to a flyer.
09.07.2025 10:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
We never knew we could want more than that out of life
Surely Linda and Trevor would always have gnomes on their drive
Scenes From A British Restaurant
(with sincere apologies to Billy Joel)
Linda and Trevor they were not very clever
But the king and the queen of the fete
Driving at speed in a Ford Capri with a personalised plate
Nobody dressed quite as skimpy
Or was more of a shit at the local Wimpy
Ha!
25.06.2025 10:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Fame. I'm gonna live forever.
25.06.2025 09:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
"She got the four of diamonds on the soles of her shoes"
31.05.2025 10:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Impossible to recommend and applaud 'The Assembly' enough. Life-affirming tv with an abundance of authenticity and humanity. Best thing on the box in a long, long time. 👏👏👏
#theassembly #itv
