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i used to think that generic brand cereal was just the exact same thing in different packaging and that we just paid a premium for the brands. this is very not true, the cheaper ones are almost always shittier

Home Alone 2 except its a superhero film. a boy with an expert level mastery of gadgetry and engineering is pursued by two dimwitted bandits with superhuman endurance, healing factor and imperviousness to pain and injury. He defeats them with the help of an old woman who commands an army of birds.

Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.

i finally watched fantastic four and you know what it's cool to see some good old fashioned lawful good superheroes again. how many edgy, conflicted anti-heroes do we really need

i've always been pretty good at taking tests and writing essays so my strategy in college was to rarely go to class or do any homework and just nail the midterms and exams

it didn't work

YouTube video by YouTube Movies Frank

The movie Frank is free to watch on YouTube and you should watch it if you haven't seen it, it is incredible.

why is the logo for VLC media player a traffic cone

damn south korea's former president tried a little fascism, they were like nah we're good and threw his ass in prison for life

imagine living somewhere that holds their leaders accountable

my new mission in life is to hit 2000 before Sarah Z

i asked chatGPT "what's the weirdest thing i've ever asked you" and I thought it was gonna give some kind of polite disclaimer to preserve my feeling, but no, it instantly presented me with an itemized list of the weirdest things i've asked it with full breakdowns and explanations

genius

not sure why gen z decide to go with "corn" to replace porn when us oldheads already had pr0n right there for you

how hard is it to permanently dye your own hair?

it seems very clear to me that there are a lot of people who care more about having someone to fight than they care about actually winning or making the world better

definitely

I think I come up with some of my best and most creative ideas when I'm high. But also when I'm high I am the most anxious and paranoid that everything I come up with is stupid and cringe

Oppression can work on a person, but I suspect it will never work on a community. Humans find strength through their connections with their community.
And those without a strong community must find this endlessly frustrating

xenophobia is driven by fear, but I also think it's driven by envy
i think it drives a certain type of person crazy to see marginalized people celebrate and dance and express joy in spite of their pain
not understanding that shared struggle is one of the strongest ways that community is built

i played D&D instead of watching the super bowl did i miss anything

I'm putting 'Trump gets caught saying the N word' on my 2026 bingo card. I think this is the year

I used to run the audio for the youth church service and it was honestly awesome cuz i just listened to dope christian music the whole time in my headphones and didn't have to pretend to pay attention to the pastor

in invincible, omni-man, who is basically an alien fascist marries an asian woman who he reveals he sees as a 'pet'.

I wonder if they knew how spot on they were when they first wrote that

#BlackHistoryMonth

i dont think i got to that part. had to look it up lol

i'm not even gonna do the video because the movie is so dreadful it will literally bum everybody out

i was gonna do a video about the movie Gigli, ya know making fun of a bad movie for content but in order to do that I had to watch Gigli. I know ppl say it's terrible, but figured it was just a cheesy romcom how bad could it be?

bro i barely made it halfway. most excruciating experience of my life

thanks for the shoutout. i only have 1 video that's 1 hour+ long, although it is my 2nd most popular video so maybe i should do it more...

when you want to text your immigrant friends to check on them but you remember that ICE definitely spies on people's phones

I just bought a reed diffuser, which is something I didn't know existed a year ago. if only the hood could see me now