Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy

Cowards die many times before their deaths,
The valiant never taste of death but once.

and so begins Brian Kelly’s long road of vengeance

I went as a fried egg in middle school. Homemade costume. Somehow I thought it was edgy.

Good. What a waste of perfectly good tortillas.

Texas Tech AD Kirby Hocutt just announced that they will no longer "encourage or permit" tortillas to be thrown at opening kickoff of home games to avoid potential penalties hurting the team.

Hocutt joined Joey McGuire for his weekly presser and opened it with a statement about the tortillas.

Mychal hosting a reborn Reading Rainbow is like a TikTok comment section fever dream come to life and I mean that in the most complimentary way possible. This rules.

Slightly diminish a band: They Might Be Rather Tall.

Slightly diminish a band: Frankie Goes to Orange County

Two words: freedom fries.

sign reading NO FRENCH PRODUCTS SOLD HERE, "GOD BLESS AMERICA"

since younger people are asking how shockingly stupid things were in 2003, may I present to you this circa-03 sign that I bought from a local restaurant and their (unrelated) going out of business sale a few years later

I was in college during the run up to the war in Iraq. Those of us who opposed it were called traitors to our country. We were ultimately vindicated, but only after so much damage was done. NGL, all of this talk of regime change is giving me hives.

“Thanks for coming in to Human Resources. Can we hear your side of the story?”

Picture of the OJ Simpson car chase with the caption "millions expected to travel this Memorial day, breaking 20-year-old record"

Please enjoy this stock photo the local CBS affiliate chose for a story about traffic this summer

Gonzo for sure.

Actually that movie sounds awesome.

oh god he’s doomed us all

The average American has three friends.

@evilmopac.bsky.social what did you do???

Truck Overturns, and Millions of Dimes Spill Onto Texas Highway Road lanes were closed for about 14 hours while crews used vacuums, shovels and their hands to scoop up freshly minted loose coins.

An 18-wheeler rolled onto its side on Tuesday, spilling part of a load of eight million dimes onto a Texas highway, the authorities said.

Road lanes were closed for about 14 hours while crews used vacuums, shovels and their hands to scoop up freshly minted loose coins.

Alt Text: Health

RFK Jr. will require shift in how new vaccines are tested, HHS says

The potential change outlined in a statement would require all new vaccines to undergo placebo testing, sparking concerns among medical experts.

Yesterday at 7:55 p.m. ET

Until someone can teach me how to grow cool ranch Doritos in my backyard, I’m gonna stick with buying my food TYVM.

I’m blind. I can tend a small herb garden but growing all my own food would be…difficult. Lots of people don’t have the physical ability to grow their own food.

Alt Text: Need Bassist & Drummer to Form Conservative Rage Against The Machine (Kannapolis, NC)

Looking for politically conservative bassist & drummer to start the right's version of Rage Against The Machine.

He also said a lot of terrible shit that he did do in Trump 1. So agreed to disagree I guess.

Cantaloupe, but I think where you live matters here.

It’s not like he was an unknown quality. He said exactly what he was going to do. Now he’s doing it. They got exactly what they voted for. They are just mad that his policies are hurting them and not just the people they don’t like.

A phone notification stating that oven needs to be cleaned

Yeah, well, get in line.