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rissa/she/they/🦌 favorite food is cake favorite color is seafoam i play dnd and video games TheRissa on discord beantricks on tumblr NintendoFriendCode: SW-0924-1910-3609 banner by @theeliriots.bsky.social πŸ©·πŸ©΅πŸ’œβœ¨ icon by @eggyartist.bsky.social πŸ₯🐀✨🫢

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the heart deep inside texas died so very long ago. and it’s still like exiting an abusive relationship - sometimes all i can think about is the beauty. then i remember this shit lol

09.03.2026 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i’ve never been able to get a full one. it’s just like a replacement and it’s missing things like time of birth and stuff. maybe if i went to san antonio but that’s not gonna happen. they also should have given it to me by now it’s like. mine.

09.03.2026 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I may not have the best takes every time. I am simply some asshole on the internet. I think a lot of people would benefit from realizing that they, too, are just some asshole on the internet.

09.03.2026 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2
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How do you draw these lil freaks

09.03.2026 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 324    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
A cartoon-style vector-ish artwork of a woman leaning over the back of a car, holding up a small stick of dynamite. To her right, a man wearing a black leather jacket is leaning on the back of the trunk of the car, smoking a cigarette. Text over top reads "Marked for Life" and "Tory Keith & Aimee Cozza". It's snowing in the background.

A cartoon-style vector-ish artwork of a woman leaning over the back of a car, holding up a small stick of dynamite. To her right, a man wearing a black leather jacket is leaning on the back of the trunk of the car, smoking a cigarette. Text over top reads "Marked for Life" and "Tory Keith & Aimee Cozza". It's snowing in the background.

I hereby challenge you to draw your book cover, your OCs, etc in the "vector cartoon-style romance book cover" look

Here's my definitely not a cozy romance book OCs as if they are totally not doing an arson

#Art #Azra #Brooke

09.03.2026 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

been considering this myself bc i’m pretty sure i got the xy female stuff going on. need to stop thinking about it once and for all + if it’s true maybe i can finally get my actual birth certificate from my fuckin parents

09.03.2026 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a kissy-wissy for little missy
#art

09.03.2026 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 319    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

second one goes hard as hell if you don’t know who alex trebek is

09.03.2026 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 165    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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bro.

09.03.2026 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1070    πŸ” 387    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Decades of diplomatic work could go up in smoke because we elected a child rapist and he needed to change the news cycle for a few weeks.

09.03.2026 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 157    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

ISLAMIC REVOLUTIONARY GUARD CORPS: ANY ARAB OR EUROPEAN COUNTRY THAT EXPELS THE AMBASSADORS OF ISRAEL AND THE UNITED STATES FROM ITS TERRITORY WILL, STARTING TOMORROW, HAVE FULL AUTHORITY AND FREEDOM TO PASS THROUGH THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ

09.03.2026 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 962    πŸ” 157    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 202

I was not prepared for the full monster reveal and unless you already know this movie you won’t be either

09.03.2026 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
black cat coming out, she is wearing several diamonds and has blood on one hand.

black cat coming out, she is wearing several diamonds and has blood on one hand.

time to work!
#JLMart

06.09.2025 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 402    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3
Photo of Nori, a black toy poodle, sitting. She is wearing a blue knit sweater with white stars and moons.

Photo of Nori, a black toy poodle, sitting. She is wearing a blue knit sweater with white stars and moons.

Photo of Nori, a black toy poodle, standing. She is wearing a blue knit sweater with white stars and moons.

Photo of Nori, a black toy poodle, standing. She is wearing a blue knit sweater with white stars and moons.

my little moon and stars πŸŒ™βœ¨

09.03.2026 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

This puts me at 10 people released. I filed my 1st habeas petition 29 days ago. I am an incredibly small-time, nobody lawyer who knew nothing about immigration law the day I submitted that case. I barely know any more today. I had never sued the federal government and now I've beaten them 10 times.

09.03.2026 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 7834    πŸ” 1755    πŸ’¬ 222    πŸ“Œ 86

now i have to take some antibiotic.
i have every disease.

09.03.2026 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I value empathy & I’m finding it challenging currently…with all the research we now have access to, thinking ahead 15 or 20yrs, what are science-literate people planning to tell their kids…sorry about your lifetime of illness, but people made fun so we went maskless?! Sorry for the snark.

08.03.2026 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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EXCLUSIVE: I’m the Palestinian Who Has Been in ICE Detention for Almost a Year Don't forget us on International Women's Day, writes Leqaa Kordia.

β€œEXCLUSIVE: I’m the Palestinian Who Has Been in ICE Detention for Almost a Year”

Writing for Zeteo from inside of prison on International Women’s Day, Leqaa Kordia asks us not to forget the female detainees being held and mistreated in ICE detention camps.

08.03.2026 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2545    πŸ” 1009    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 20
Still like how I drew a Black Mage w me hair a few months back. I should give her a drinking buddy one of these months 🍻

Still like how I drew a Black Mage w me hair a few months back. I should give her a drinking buddy one of these months 🍻

Elemental blessings for all this International Women’s Day β˜€οΈ

08.03.2026 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 6492    πŸ” 1717    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 8

so true. this song should unite us once more. tell the world stop the war for all of the dream

08.03.2026 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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happy international womens day

08.03.2026 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 959    πŸ” 111    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 9

It’s so sick how ashamed they are of their vote. They feel bad even when they win and never wonder why.

08.03.2026 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 559    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0
Frame #8089 from E54 Rip Van Prickle

Frame #8089 from E54 Rip Van Prickle

08.03.2026 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 267    πŸ” 77    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 37

absolutely felt. i was in that mode all 2023 to 2024 lol just hang in there my horrible little creature ✨
finding burning love was a blessing, but my dispensary has some pretty good shit. it is my joy thank u for noticing

08.03.2026 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i’m just happy to see u βœ¨πŸ’•πŸ©΅πŸ’œπŸ©·πŸ’•βœ¨

08.03.2026 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Baturday
Bat World Sanctuary

07.03.2026 13:16 β€” πŸ‘ 6578    πŸ” 1527    πŸ’¬ 150    πŸ“Œ 369

hitting on an entwife

does the laminate flooring match the faux wood blinds

04.03.2026 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A windows dialog: the window title reads β€œBunny” and the contents is a yellow triangle with a black exclamation mark with an image of a grey small bunny next to it. The available buttons below are β€œOk” and β€œExit”

A windows dialog: the window title reads β€œBunny” and the contents is a yellow triangle with a black exclamation mark with an image of a grey small bunny next to it. The available buttons below are β€œOk” and β€œExit”

⚠️

06.03.2026 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4908    πŸ” 1822    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 18

if you ever get shingles find a god and pray you never get it on your soft palate.

08.03.2026 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

thing is i would normally agree except i’m also less prone to giving grace to people being shitty sometimes too because at some point ur ego has been long dead and it starts to feel like your dealing with people who are uncomfortable regulating their own emotions and it’s bad for everyone. all of us

08.03.2026 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0