hogzilla

thought myself into a pretty unfortunate headspace this morning, but i picked up some cold brew and smoked some weed, and i’ve got pizza in the oven and spice world in the dvd player, so we’re gonna do what we can to turn that shit around

you hags are alright

idk u can spend a bunch of money or whatever but mediocrity is still mediocrity even if it’s shiny idk

why do we even have that lever??

naked guy showing boner

a forgotten camera roll good; tbh may have already shared and panic deleted but i simply do not remember!!! happy sunday or whatever!!

should we throw a party?? should we invite bella hadid

tired white kid in a baseball uniform and cap

feeling very

suki from 2 fast 2 furious in a cunty outfit in front of her cunty car

PUSSPUSS97 on the number plate!!

carrying around a microphone for the rest of my (paul simon’s) life on the off chance i run into him and need to be prepared to perform

also yall should recommend a track for my gym playlist - bonus points if it’s 110-112 bpm (or half time or double time) bc that’s my treadmill strutting pace (i’m short ok!!!) ok thank u in advance 🙏🏻

not to be controversial but i do think billionaires are bad ok

taking my sorry ass to the gym while the cinnamon roll dough rises because i contain ~~multitudes~~

naked hairy dude with a boner pinching his nipple

fridayyyyyyy 😚

i knoooow my photos all look the same but that is where the best lighting in our apartment issssssss

naked dude with a leaky boner

sticky-icky like lip gloss 💋

he would have an enormous schwanzstucker

Homer Simpson in winter clothes walking past a calendar open to the month “smarch”

i can’t find the simpsons prompt rn but i say “lousy smarch weather” any time i am even slightly chilled

i used to be a much louder hater i kinda miss those days

i feel so seen, thank you

photo of a hairy fellow from behind naked showing ass and soft cock

late entry for wednesdaaaay; keep it hairy lovelies 💕💕

Arrow laying in bed, smiling with his eyes closed and with his partners hard cock next to their face.

I like cock… 🤷🏾‍♂️

read the news again today!! wow!! never mind!!

i truly cannot even believe jimmy fallon still has a platform

today it was off brand capn crunch!

also, i am watching the feature film longlegs (2024)

i just had an insanely satisfying bowl of cereal and i wanted to share that news with everyone

shot of a naked hairy fellow from upper thigh to top of chest showing hairy belly and he is holding an erect dick with his left hand

i liked this shot for tummy tuesday sorry my hard dick is out again tho :/

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idk man i know it’s a tired opinion but i just fuckin love pizza

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