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@douchewater.bsky.social

sad, strange little man; nsfw

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not sure if it’s annoying or fun to only see our record collection and my dick but it’s all i have to offer lmao!!!

05.03.2026 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

now playing: moon safari β€” air

listened to this a few years back, after hearing their track β€œsexy boy” in 10 things i hate about you.

it’s a great track, but the album has a ton of highlights. my favorite is the opening track, la femme d’argent - a 7 minute track i will always groove to.

05.03.2026 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

now playing: pollen β€” tennis

arrow and i went to this show in 2023 not really knowing the music. i distinctly remember falling more in love with him that night, nearly 8 years into our relationship. how lucky i am to continue to love him.

side a is great; forbidden doors makes me feel so cool

05.03.2026 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Lp cover featuring three young women in cat ears looking at the camera

Lp cover featuring three young women in cat ears looking at the camera

Single cover sleeve featuring 4 dudes in front of a plane

Single cover sleeve featuring 4 dudes in front of a plane

now playing: josie and the pussycats ost; dujour around the world

this movie continues to change my life and those of everyone i have had the absolute honor of sharing it with!!! soundtrack on point!!! parker posey! alan cumming!!

05.03.2026 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

cool does anyone know how i’m supposed to feel today

28.01.2026 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of a Google Play Services notification

It says "You're THIS 🀏 close to finishing" several times

A screenshot of a Google Play Services notification It says "You're THIS 🀏 close to finishing" several times

Life on SSRIs be like

26.08.2025 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 277    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2
Naked hairy fellow sporting a boner and looking at the camera

Naked hairy fellow sporting a boner and looking at the camera

nothing 2 say i’m just naked again πŸ™Œ

04.03.2026 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 152    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
anime girl sitting passionately listening to music w headphones on and it says music: on world: off

anime girl sitting passionately listening to music w headphones on and it says music: on world: off

04.03.2026 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ˜‚

04.03.2026 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

thinking about getting really into hootie and the blowfish

04.03.2026 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

one of life’s recent treasures has been falling asleep to scooby doo cartoons and the sounds of our dog snoozing softly next to me

04.03.2026 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
hairy fellow holding up a tank top to show curves erect dick

hairy fellow holding up a tank top to show curves erect dick

tuesday bone ft my impression of this emoji 😐

04.03.2026 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 202    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

take your meds

03.03.2026 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

btw if the light is off then it isn’t on xx

03.03.2026 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of a hairy person. They stand in front of the camera flexing their chest and arm. They have a big dark beard and wear a charcoal tank top with a screen print showing Einstein with a Predator mouth.

Photo of a hairy person. They stand in front of the camera flexing their chest and arm. They have a big dark beard and wear a charcoal tank top with a screen print showing Einstein with a Predator mouth.

Lucky, small, and humble πŸ”οΈπŸ”οΈπŸ”οΈ

03.03.2026 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 190    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 0
Apple Music infographic ft February top artists songs and albums artists featured at bad bunny Tyler the creator and inji; songs are u wont by inji, Jeffrey by inji, and titi me pregunto by bad bunny; albums are voodoo by D’Angelo cancionera by Natalia lafourcade and un verano sin ti by bad bunny

Apple Music infographic ft February top artists songs and albums artists featured at bad bunny Tyler the creator and inji; songs are u wont by inji, Jeffrey by inji, and titi me pregunto by bad bunny; albums are voodoo by D’Angelo cancionera by Natalia lafourcade and un verano sin ti by bad bunny

huh

03.03.2026 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SELENA QUINTANILLA YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS!!!!!!!!

02.03.2026 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Arrow uncut cock is pulled out from under his shorts while in a car. Hard cock and balls exposed and getting some sunlight.

Arrow uncut cock is pulled out from under his shorts while in a car. Hard cock and balls exposed and getting some sunlight.

Hope everyone is able to enjoy the sunshine β˜€οΈ today

01.03.2026 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 126    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

hogzilla failed the β€œmake a normal amount of soup for two people” challenge again

02.03.2026 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
a bespectacled bearded fellow in a ball cap and flannel holding a sign that says β€œGood head”

a bespectacled bearded fellow in a ball cap and flannel holding a sign that says β€œGood head”

new pfp?

01.03.2026 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 105    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

dad dick

01.03.2026 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

also i sautΓ©ed some onions n mushrooms for my vegan hot dog bc she’s gourmet !

01.03.2026 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

idk if it’s a red flag but i do think national treasure is a good movie

01.03.2026 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

u look so good!!!

01.03.2026 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Not Strong Enough by boygenius on AppleΒ Music Song Β· 2023 Β· Duration 3:54

the closest i’ve come to believing in god is when lucy dacus comes in on that last chorus holy fuck

01.03.2026 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

nip is an underrated star here

28.02.2026 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A photo of someone's torso, sitting in a vehicle. There is a seatbelt across their body. Their pants and undone and their penis is sticking out the fly. They are wearing a red plaid shirt and a sleeveless shirt underneath with their nipple exposed

A photo of someone's torso, sitting in a vehicle. There is a seatbelt across their body. Their pants and undone and their penis is sticking out the fly. They are wearing a red plaid shirt and a sleeveless shirt underneath with their nipple exposed

Hangin' out in the back seat

28.02.2026 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 176    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

do u hear rebecca black playing??

28.02.2026 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a still of a woman walking in a crowd, she’s blonde w a dark black streak through the middle w a circle on the end to make it look like over ear headphones; shes wearing a gray jacket, she has corded earbuds in

a still of a woman walking in a crowd, she’s blonde w a dark black streak through the middle w a circle on the end to make it look like over ear headphones; shes wearing a gray jacket, she has corded earbuds in

Still of the same woman sitting holding phone and looking up; just another wig angle!!

Still of the same woman sitting holding phone and looking up; just another wig angle!!

i am sooooooo obsessed w this headphone wig underscores wears in her new music video!!!! wig!!

28.02.2026 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i’ve just seen truly one of the most unsettling ai profile pics yet, how are people like yes this is good ???

28.02.2026 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0