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Harry Ballzak

@harryballzak.bsky.social

Sup? The OG Harry Ballzak from the bird site’s glory days. Extremely closely affiliated with present day EeyoreSchlong on Elmo’s hellscape. Old retired curmudgeon, grammar pedant.

1,834 Followers  |  1,156 Following  |  530 Posts  |  Joined: 12.07.2023
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It’s no Full Metal Jacket!

06.03.2026 18:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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06.03.2026 05:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

…and anything you need is just a DoorDash away!

06.03.2026 05:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

And it’s ALL THE WAY over that huge mountain range!

06.03.2026 05:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I thought you lived around Sunnyvale?

06.03.2026 05:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Santa Cruz restaurant changes logo after flurry of negative reviews A restaurant's colorful logo of an otter on a surfboard caused backlash on Yelp.

@harryseaotter.bsky.social Did you have anything to do with this? www.sfgate.com/food/article...

06.03.2026 00:07 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

*whom #deploma

05.03.2026 03:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Cheesy

Cheesy

@smokeym.bsky.social We have a cheese situation.

02.03.2026 20:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Did you ever start watching “Industry”?

02.03.2026 03:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

#arg

02.03.2026 02:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Look what you are missing! 😂

25.02.2026 23:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

More likely Jam.

24.02.2026 17:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Look what you’re missing!

19.02.2026 18:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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12.02.2026 04:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s so much fun!

11.02.2026 20:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Musty is verklempt

11.02.2026 18:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Your presence on Elon’s hell site is missed.

11.02.2026 17:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Sup?

11.02.2026 04:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Sad 🥲

23.01.2026 03:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh no!

23.01.2026 03:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gobble gobble!

26.12.2025 09:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sydney Sweeney’s what?

02.12.2025 20:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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@harryseaotter.bsky.social

19.10.2025 08:46 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0