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Harry Ballzak

@harryballzak.bsky.social

Sup? The OG Harry Ballzak from the bird site’s glory days. Extremely closely affiliated with present day EeyoreSchlong on Elmo’s hellscape. Old retired curmudgeon, grammar pedant.

1,830 Followers  |  1,151 Following  |  502 Posts  |  Joined: 12.07.2023  |  1.7195

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@harryseaotter.bsky.social

19.10.2025 08:46 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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@harryseaotter.bsky.social

17.10.2025 21:57 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

The governor’s what?

04.09.2025 06:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Especially YOUR MOM!

04.09.2025 02:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
CAKE - I Will Survive (Official HD Video)
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This song was on constant repeat when I was going through a divorce. Plus, Cake is from Sacramento and I saw them live before they “made it big”. youtu.be/f9rCUQjmkxU?...

04.09.2025 01:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Cheers!

04.09.2025 00:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do river otters and sea otters meet where rivers flow into the sea and have territorial disputes?

03.09.2025 06:37 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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@doubtisthewayout.bsky.social

03.09.2025 01:44 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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@harryseaotter.bsky.social

02.09.2025 23:23 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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What a guy!

16.08.2025 22:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Screw Elmo!

15.08.2025 22:23 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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@doubtisthewayout.bsky.social

21.07.2025 04:00 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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a woman in a leopard print shirt is making a funny face and saying `` that 's hot '' . ALT: a woman in a leopard print shirt is making a funny face and saying `` that 's hot '' .
03.07.2025 07:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🤷🏻‍♂️

29.06.2025 22:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Two weeks

29.06.2025 21:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Cheers! 🍸

28.06.2025 05:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Damn near killed him!

28.06.2025 00:24 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@leahmrb.bsky.social Sup?

28.06.2025 00:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Consensus? You hardly know us!

28.06.2025 00:14 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Got ya!

27.06.2025 04:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What is your @? I don’t see JustSher1

27.06.2025 03:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Anywhoo, hope all is great, we miss you on Twitter.

27.06.2025 02:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

So you supported her degree with your tax dollars just like how you support Ryan Lever! Thanks!

27.06.2025 02:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Guess she’s remarried, has three kids and lives in Montreal now. So upset that people “won’t leave her alone”.

27.06.2025 02:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Good documentary on Max if you haven’t seen it!

27.06.2025 02:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a cartoon character from south park is covering his nose with his hand and says jesus christ ALT: a cartoon character from south park is covering his nose with his hand and says jesus christ

Was thinking of you last night, wife and I watched documentary aboot Canadian criminals Paul Bernardo and Karla Homolka.

27.06.2025 01:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

@sher1.bsky.social Sup?

27.06.2025 01:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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@doubtisthewayout.bsky.social Cheers!

18.04.2025 05:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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