It’s no Full Metal Jacket!
06.03.2026 18:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@harryballzak.bsky.social
Sup? The OG Harry Ballzak from the bird site’s glory days. Extremely closely affiliated with present day EeyoreSchlong on Elmo’s hellscape. Old retired curmudgeon, grammar pedant.
It’s no Full Metal Jacket!
06.03.2026 18:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0…and anything you need is just a DoorDash away!
06.03.2026 05:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0And it’s ALL THE WAY over that huge mountain range!
06.03.2026 05:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I thought you lived around Sunnyvale?
06.03.2026 05:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0@harryseaotter.bsky.social Did you have anything to do with this? www.sfgate.com/food/article...
06.03.2026 00:07 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0*whom #deploma
05.03.2026 03:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cheesy
@smokeym.bsky.social We have a cheese situation.
02.03.2026 20:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Did you ever start watching “Industry”?
02.03.2026 03:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#arg
02.03.2026 02:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Look what you are missing! 😂
25.02.2026 23:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0More likely Jam.
24.02.2026 17:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Look what you’re missing!
19.02.2026 18:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It’s so much fun!
11.02.2026 20:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Musty is verklempt
11.02.2026 18:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Your presence on Elon’s hell site is missed.
11.02.2026 17:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Sup?
11.02.2026 04:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Sad 🥲
23.01.2026 03:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh no!
23.01.2026 03:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gobble gobble!
26.12.2025 09:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sydney Sweeney’s what?
02.12.2025 20:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@harryseaotter.bsky.social
19.10.2025 08:46 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0