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Doctor of internetology. Elder Millennial. Nicest of the Damned. Award-winning pun-master. Widely regarded as a bad influence. Small Pixel Hater. He/Him. https://Glitch.drsbaitso.com https://infosec.exchange/@drsbaitso https://twitter.com/DrSbaitso

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Latest posts by drsbaitso.zip on Bluesky

haha fuck the patriots

#nfl #superbowl

09.02.2026 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"What happened when you restarted it?"

07.02.2026 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I definitely "forgot" a couple CRTs when moving from one apartment to another.

03.02.2026 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's just Zach Reino? Seen here in the opening song from "Welcome to Mountport"?www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbF1...

03.02.2026 08:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
The Operative: No One Lives Forever - Wikipedia

Suddenly reminded that No One Lives Forever was a thing and wishing there was a modernish reboot.

02.02.2026 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jaguars gets snubbed again, 0/10 will not quiz again

02.02.2026 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

AI is an anti-toilet, in that it brings shit to us and kids should not be taught how to use it.

01.02.2026 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is astounding and the only thing I think could make it better is if Mercer used the Minsc voice instead.

31.01.2026 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
You are being misled about renewable energy technology.
YouTube video by Technology Connections You are being misled about renewable energy technology.

Let's do this.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtQ9...

30.01.2026 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 10465    πŸ” 3466    πŸ’¬ 655    πŸ“Œ 714
The Browns Are (obviously) Still A Mess
YouTube video by ThatsGoodSports The Browns Are (obviously) Still A Mess

TIL the Cleveland Browns are the Canonical of the NFL: www.youtube.com/watch?v=m346...

29.01.2026 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"These diners eat bear shit in the woods to leave their culinary comfort zone"

27.01.2026 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well that's unexpected and maybe encouraging?

Seriously, ownership/management over STO has been a gorram rollercoaster.

27.01.2026 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The bigger problem I haven't figured out how to solve is that I don't want mail to live on the web anymore. I don't want to run a full mail server, I want a "client-server" that acts like Outlook to download mail from gmail/live/fast, and host it inside my home network via web interface.

27.01.2026 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I went to Fastmail because of all my emotional support domains deserve email, and they support 100 at the top tier plan. I looked at Tuta, but they only support 10 ootb.

27.01.2026 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, I just finished migrating away from Proton (canceling a β€œVisionary” subscription or whatever) because of exactly that clusterfuck!

27.01.2026 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you use my email address to register for a thing I will use my email address to cancel that registration.

13.01.2026 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Truly a giant in our hearts.

13.01.2026 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Counter-offer: ICE needs training in that we make a bunch of new Amtrak rails and tie ICE thugs to them.

12.01.2026 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am going to compile a list of puritans and capitalists I can directly name to fuck off for having to be up this early.

12.01.2026 12:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sure Brain, an embarrassing memory from a job 20 years ago is the perfect Sunday treat. Just what I needed.

11.01.2026 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought β€œaffordability” was the current liberal commie scam? Like β€œgroceriesβ€œ?

10.01.2026 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, yes, my home is much more comfortable since I finally got the humidifier out, and I should have done it two moths ago.

But in my defense, it took 20 minutes to clean it and change the filters. 20 minutes! Of pure hell!

07.01.2026 08:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no. Please. Anything but that.

04.01.2026 08:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The forbiddenosity of the Midnight Coffee is half its desirability.

04.01.2026 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The decorations are down, and Christmas is officially over.

Now it's time to kill God.

03.01.2026 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly, I think there's both some "there's gotta be centrists somewhere, right?" and "if I say the lie loud enough and often enough, it'll become believable/true!", but they forget two things:

1. They're not Trump.
2. We're not all idiots.

02.01.2026 05:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

By all the gods and dogs it's good to be home.

30.12.2025 07:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Several 18-wheelers confidently passed me on the thruway while I was going slow because of the weather.

When I passed them later they were confidently in the median/ditch.

30.12.2025 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just white-knuckled through complete white-out conditions. Could only tell I was still on the road by the little reflectors on sticks every 100’.

Lord Erie is ROWDY tonight.

30.12.2025 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Finally back in NY, and it’s blowy as fuck outside.

30.12.2025 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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