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MOVIE OF THE YEAR (2026

new apartment is really coming tg 🫶🏻

the R at jay street winning scariest platform for the 40th year in a row congratulations R at jay street!!!

i have such a gauche thought to share

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Because apparently I am more of a Letterboxd purist than a Muppet Show booster, I refuse to log the new special. But if you count it and are curious about my #LastFourWatched, rest assured I have seen it six times.

that was the casting theme this year 😻

tried posting something and had a typo in it and had to delete it twice NEVERMIND

scrolling a guy’s media tab and he’s got like one thirst reply meme.. let’s switch it up a bit

love when a group is like

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new muppet show was so good let’s all watch it so they make more of them WAITTTT

when i restructure the world gabe liedman will be the most powerful man in hollywood

meredith grey fujoing out

is anyone else’s apple podcast app not refreshing today

this would work on a lot of you

sat in the library for 3 hours dicking around before writing 4 pages in 45m… that’s my artists way

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Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50

Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it

Don't support generative AI instead support generous gay guys

im in room b

saw this graffiti last night. lovely stuff!

waittt i can’t find it who won best vocal stim last night

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE WALKING DOWNTOWN, NANCY IS READING AN ASTROLOGY BOOK AS THEY WALK NANCY: ASTROLOGY IS VERY INTERESTING P2- NANCY:I WAS BORN UNDER THE SIGN OF GEMINI--WHAT SIGN WERE YOU BORN UNDER ? SLUGGO: HOGAN P3- NANCY: THAT SIGN ISN'T IN THE BOOK--ARE YOU SURE ? SLUGGO: YEP P4- SLUGGO POINTS TO AN OLD FOUR STORY BUILDING ACROSS THE STREET SLUGGO: DAT'S WHERE I WAS BORN THERE IS A LARGE SIGN ATOP THE BUILDING IT READS… HOGAN'S POOL ROOM NANCY OBVIOUSLY DIDNT KNOW THIS FROM HER SHOCKED EXPRESSION

SLUGGO’S BIRTHPLACE
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
December 09,1949

turning 32 next month

cut myself shaving worse than i ever have

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i won’t know joy until i can triangle attack

Thousands of people filled the streets of downtown Minneapolis in protest of federal immigration enforcement for the second consecutive Friday.

📷️: Aaron Lavinsky

Just a reminder that our Nazi President - who is threatening the sovereignty of multiple nations, laying siege to an American city with his army of brownshirts and openly raiding the treasury to enrich himself - is also a sadistic and unrepentant pedophile.

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