Just Call Me Amanda🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛

It wasn't Blossom, was it?

When I type 'wtf', but it autocorrects to "Verily, I hath witnessed a spectacle so witless,mine very soul hath packed its belongings and fled mine body. Tis as though reason itself hath tripped over a turnip and perished."

I really do speak that way. It fucks with the normies.

That's exactly what I think about you!

Plus, we get each other's references, so that might be part if it.

Cheetos packaging labeled simply nkd

But orange fingers let me know I'm alive...

And an opinion!

Anymooooorrrrrrree

I realized earlier, due to a text exchange I was having, that people have difficulty pinning down my age because I've grown progressively lazier and all my words, in text, have shortened: 'fit', 'fam', 'imma', 'gfy'

I'm not trying to save characters...I'm just not that invested in clarity.

"Fitness"...more like "fitness" bottle of Jack Daniel's in before lunch.

A frazzled raccoon holding a coffee and a sword

Entering the chat like

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Lol yeah.

Gonna dance tonight like I don't give a shit who it pisses off.

Dee Sniders face photoshopped into the pointing medieval man's body with text overlay that reads we shall not endure this forthwith

Thus our existence, thus our madrigal

Just saw this. I guess I'm growing daisies this year! 😂

Most things begin with a theory, yes. 😂😂😂

Plus, if you go to...say...Home Depot or Lowes and ask about "non poison methods of weed removal", they just might point you to a flamethrower. 😂

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We were discussing cosplaying as our favorite wrestler at the next show and I laughed and said it would get me thrown out. Torn mesh shirts and flamethrowers are probably frowned upon by security.

Double standards, indeed.

I get it.

Maybe Bandido made him hot, too. I totally get it.

Thekla is so damn cool.

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Wheeler Yuta's over the top dismay at being de-hatted made me laugh...until I cried.

Self-analysis in overdrive tonight. Yikes.

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Ok...that was an adorable reveal. 😂😂😂

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"It's SHOWTIME" indeed

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Definitely!

Alex can knock me out any day...particularly today.

Schiavone has some premium muttering commentary tonight 😂

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a cartoon of pinky and the brain saying " pinky are you pondering what i 'm pondering ? " Alt: a cartoon of pinky and the brain saying " pinky are you pondering what i 'm pondering ? "

Pinky and The Rain

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Blocking anyone with negative shit to say about The Inspiration

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Bald has been really well represented tonight.

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