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I keep saying 52 is indeed young, but nobody is buying it.

....me, too.

Hangman Adam Page holding a little felt doll of himself

I want an angry, slutty little doll modeled on me, too.

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Mar Kwayne is about to drop the sickest diss track...

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I remember laughing every time my grandmother would curse at her boobs and saying they were nothing but stain catchers. Now I get it.

A frog holding a tadpole as if holding an infant, defending against a burning(?) skeleton in pursuit. Mountains and buildings in thr style of Yellow Submarine in the background

It's my understanding that this is Burning Man

Switchblade

I was thinking maybe

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Right?! 😂

The pit of despair and horniness!

It's the internet and I revealed my gender. I pretty much expect that request. But no...someone is asking strangers to fund her kids school trip? I dunno. I guess i draw on personal experience too much and recall working 18 hr days to help my kid go to Europe for a school trip.

To preface this, I was diagnosed as a Type 1 diabetic as a kid. My grandmother was all about trying to make things "normal" by buying sugar free candy and such. At that time, they used sorbitol as a sweetener which rivaled Olestra as a gut buster. We literally had a fart contest. For hours. It was 🤢

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I'm just glad it's not "fingering their buttholes" because there is already enough of that on the Discover tab.

With zero medical care so when all those lip fillers start to ooze out of her face she just has to deal with it.

I was at the NiN and Manson show that got them both banned in Utah for a long while. 😂😂😂

One piece of advice I've always adhered to since I was a teenager has been "don't trust anything a Wayne has to say. It doesn't matter if it's Bruce Wayne or Wayne Newton or, especially, John Wayne Gacy. Don't trust it."

I looked at that and thought "wow, that's a weird doctor's name!" for a second and I think I need a nap.

You ever see a request so questionable that you say...aloud..."you probably should read this out loud to yourself and ponder if this is the right thing to be asking"?

He has a particular dude who's actively attempting to sabotage his teams work on this data analytics job...from the side that's receiving the work. It makes zero sense, but this dude is like a walking definition of corporate sabotage.

😂😂 ok..Just had to clarify!

Darby Allin waving down a taxi with a bodybag over his shoulder

Carving my little niche of joy over here by myself.
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I strained a hamstring just trying to say "arabesque".

Live events are so much fun! You should go. You might really get bitten by the AEW bug!

Teaching my husband to recognize red flags must be what it feels like to teach sex ed to a pregnant teenager.