Satiron (Comms open - 3/5)

Dates between two hypers tend to last a lot longer than your average person, entirely because the more fun parts of it last about ten times as long as the date portion of it.

They say they are worth their weight in gold, and considering most of their weight IS gold... I'd believe it

There's plenty a evil in the world, enough so that the requirements for Magical Girls have dropped the 'Girl' part, and have decided to instead equip new recruits with a more.... modern approach

Pandas are born and raised with all their needs met, they've come to expect a certain amount of attention by now. This one certainly needs yours now.

Blot the sun with thickness! \o/

Merry Sinsmas, that is lookin' lovely~!

Custom mouse pad yeen art pull back

Custom mouse pad yeen art close up

Merry "Almost Chrimbo" everyone!
My yeen' mousepad(s) came in last night, and I love them! Bigger and smoother than my original mousepad.

Thank you X-Raypad for the service!
Thank you Jiuson Zhou for the print!
Thank you @larroqe.bsky.social for the art!

She scams people with fake dick enhancement spells on Etsy.

Some ants' entire job is to serve as food storage for the entire colony, so they get bloated with nutricious honey for the rest to eat whenever they are hungry... now, this one's "colony" consists of just you, whether you are hungry or not.

At the peak of rush hour, you can't keep the chef waiting to deliver the dishes. Even if most of that time is spent reminding her that you DID in fact deliver it, it's just right within her massive blind spot in front of her

With nobody else in the cosmos to help her relieve her needs, titans have to do with whatever they can find... often those are planets.

Standing over everyone else with over two digits worth of height, Ambroisa's mother makes for quite the oversized bed~

Memories of lovely summer, cemented with a picture of all three

It's been a long day at work, and yet it's not over. You have one last duty to complete before you can clock out... hope you don't mind working overtime

Ever the subtle little gremlin, this one

Snake-form Lucky with hyper ass, cock/balls, belly and moobs getting bwoomphed/grown via a friendly bite by @DangerDoodle's cobra pal Cord. (Cord's venom has size changing properties.) Lucky is sitting on his knees and Cord is positioned on top of Lucky's cheeks. Lucky's expression is bashful and happy- Cord's is mischievous.

Seeking novel hyper application methods, snake-form Lucky can't think of a better pal than Cord to have over in the lab for a 'fangs on' approach! Although, his "voluptuousizing" venom tends to get applied in truly 'vicious' amounts~!

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ft. @dangerdoodle.bsky.social!

(Solo + Belch Alts 👇!)

This kitty will fill more than just your lap,,,~
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($$ for @axiee.bsky.social and @ryebreadward.bsky.social !)

Mammers here seems to have gotten free access to the kitchen and the fridge, unsupervised. This is how you wind up discovering her after her little feast. Hey, at least she left you SOME cake!

During the town's festivals, the goddesses of the mountain and the sky come down near the end to claim one of their most faithful. What they do with whomever they whisk away is uncertain, yet the sounds that ensue from it can be heard across the land.

The freshness of a custom-tailored suit is immaculate

It's cute that he tries to help his girlfriend with work, even if he plumets right back into sleep the moment he relaxes. Of course, she's gonna make sure he feels rewarded... even if it is in his sleep~

It's important to make sure that the fit, well, fits!

Wolves come in all shapes and sizes~

I don't know what you must of blurted out to the sisters, but they are very keen on not letting that sort of stuff slide without a few bruises...

Even despite the imp's confidence, it seems that trying to park all that rear on her may prove a tad bit fruitless, as she still has quite a few inches to sink into to clear the cheeks~

You may have misheard when told to "SLAY the minotaur within the labyrinth", but it's a mistake that the horned beast seems all too fine with, for a change~

What better way to celebrate an anniversary than a loving exchange of presents~?

And what way to celebrate some anniversary gifts but with very thorough anal sex, he had been saving up plenty for that special day, it seems~