Jeff Schwartz's Avatar

Jeff Schwartz

@jeffurry312.bsky.social

One-time Countdown (UK) contestant (28/10/97), one-time Jeopardy! contestant (1/1/07), president of the National Puzzlers' League (2019-24), he/him

508 Followers  |  703 Following  |  283 Posts  |  Joined: 09.08.2023  |  1.9599

Latest posts by jeffurry312.bsky.social on Bluesky

Oh! WOW.

24.10.2025 12:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I listened to the start of your podcast with Pooya to spoil myself and I didn't understand the first twist you were describing at all. I don't want to spoil it here...

23.10.2025 19:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

YUP. I'm glad they don't assign me the computer programming courses anymore, since the students have already figured out how to get AI to do it for them.

16.10.2025 10:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

ESB: Tonight, our lights will shine Yellow to celebrate the return of Israeli hostages and hopes for a lasting peace ๐Ÿ’›๐ŸŽ—๏ธ

Live Cam: esbo.nyc/Peace ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ

14.10.2025 00:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image 11.10.2025 19:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And just like that you're the best again. ;{)}

02.10.2025 13:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If only she hadn't said she hated my birthday on RHAP, she'd be perfect. ;{P}

02.10.2025 02:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Jimmy Fallon Plans to โ€˜Keep My Head Downโ€™ and Avoid Politics on โ€˜The Tonight Showโ€™: โ€˜We Hit Both Sides Equallyโ€™ Jimmy Fallon says he plans to "keep my head down" and avoid politics on "The Tonight Show."

Fucking disgusting variety.com/2025/tv/news...

01.10.2025 02:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1868    ๐Ÿ” 279    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 801

@kimreed.bsky.social I love listening to you and you watch the same reality trash I watch, but the Sandra Diaz-Twine erasure was painful this morning.

01.10.2025 13:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OMG! Very funny.

29.09.2025 03:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I said "Jodi?" all three times!

29.09.2025 02:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every time a Mastermind was about to be revealed I said, "Jodi?" #bb27

29.09.2025 02:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I lived in the UK for 2-1/2 years in the '90s and I still couldn't explain anything to my partner.

"Um...flapjacks...I know they served them in the cafeteria ('canteen') at work...oaty squares...or something..."

28.09.2025 00:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does a liberal shit have Tylenol in it?

24.09.2025 10:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Are you sure? Are you sure?"

24.09.2025 06:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Aside from the penis, I want to go to the church," is a thing I just said here in Reykjavรญk.

22.09.2025 10:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do they have Julie say "orbs" so she doesn't have to say "balls?" #BB27 #BigBrother

19.09.2025 01:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Remember when American televisions started with Channel 2? Now they start with Amendment 2.

18.09.2025 00:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Casey Kasem congratulates Wendy Carlos on her transition during AT40 4-28-79
YouTube video by Kilgore Trout Casey Kasem congratulates Wendy Carlos on her transition during AT40 4-28-79

Wasn't hard to find the segment! youtu.be/VoOebNNCMjI?...

13.09.2025 22:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 245    ๐Ÿ” 42    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

On Threads someone just said that he either had a minor stroke or stroked a minor.

11.09.2025 20:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's looks like today Trump is talking out of only one side of his mouth.

11.09.2025 17:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My partner sleeps until 11:30 a.m. I'm a morning person but 8 a.m. sounds early to me now!

06.09.2025 13:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This sounds like when I had to try to teach electronics labs online.

03.09.2025 21:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seriously, I'm firmly Gen X but I didn't see The Goonies until the late 2010s.

14.08.2025 21:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

Thank you for flying Hair Serbia.

05.08.2025 23:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was away for a while and now I'm catching up on #BigBrother . Is it just me or does this season actually have production value? I couldn't believe it when they did a riff on the Australian twins.

04.08.2025 19:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've never met one, but then again, my hands aren't worth fetishizing over.

04.08.2025 11:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@kellyekell.bsky.social Missing White Woman was fantastic! I'm on vacation in Bulgaria and Serbia but now what am I going to read on my flight back to New York on Sunday? I've enjoyed all of your books. Thank you.

01.08.2025 21:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Farmer Jim, a father figure to Porky Pig and Daffy Duck in The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

Farmer Jim, a father figure to Porky Pig and Daffy Duck in The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

Post image Post image Post image

Happy Pride to Farmer Jim ๐ŸŒˆ ๐Ÿป

30.06.2025 01:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 69    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

@jeffurry312 is following 19 prominent accounts