Rose Walker

So…the new speaker spent the mid-2000s working as the lawyer for Exodus International and promoting conversion camps at high schools, and at the same time he, a single 25 year old man, took custody of a 14 year old boy who he never actually integrated into his family? Yes?

OK. Just wanted to check.

“You know who we should rely on to win this game? Our punter.” - Sean McDermott

(I mean, it WORKED, but BARELY.)

Some kid saying “cool story bro” to the pre-eminent scholar of the Palestianian nationalist movement because he says Israeli babies count as civilians.

Remember when Rashid Khalidi was considered radical enough that there were calls for Columbia to fire him and now extremely online anti-Zionist zoomers don’t even know who he is? CAN PEOPLE START READING BOOKS AGAIN PLEASE?

Show me your

-comfort movie
-comfort game
-comfort series

588-2300 EMPIIIIIIIIIIRE! (The Chicago version, not the weird one with 800 stuck at the beginning.)

[confidently] T…I…G…E…R

Or maybe it’s racist? I am also confused.

If Shaun be White, you’re snowboarding all right
If Shaun be King, buddy it’s a whole fucking thing

Eh, I’m trying not to get very personal or professional on this site compared to the other one. Also I don’t write for Coffee or Die anymore bc it doesn’t really exist anymore — which means I’m free to mock my vetbro former employers to my heart’s content now!

Go to US bases in the Middle East currently, tell me how many non-SF guys you find with beards. I know it’s fun to make fun of Twitter vetbros, I do it myself. But there are two people in this thread I can identify who write about the military professionally and we’re both getting shouted down. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Source: the White House copped to it. Look, I’m not someone out here rooting for Biden fuckups on an anti-woke crusade, I voted for him. But fuckups happen sometimes and this was one of them.

And who exactly do you think is “in country” in Israel at the moment? An armored division? Sustainment brigade?

This isn’t month six on a FOB in Afghanistan. There are still grooming standards in effect for the Army as a whole. You’d have to ask SOCOM why SF guys don’t have to follow them, as a rule, but they don’t.

Or they were under the impression any photos of them would be redacted, as has been standard in the past.

I can’t speak to why the fuck they were there. That part seems crazy to me.

Well, even before you get to the non-standard clothes they’re wearing, SF are the only soldiers you’ll see with long hair and beards.

End Wokeness is an objectively ridiculous Twitter account, but the WH legitimately did expose the faces of a bunch of CAG guys. I know that to people who aren’t involved with the military on a regular basis wouldn’t know that simply based on their outfits, but it was actually a fuckup.

Reminding myself that “Fuckotwinkus Bunchanumbers” who only joined Twitter this month is not a person to bother arguing geopolitics with.

This Brian Mast IDF cosplay thing is so ridiculous. Not because a Congressman pulled a stupid PR stunt, that’s par for the course. But that so many press outlets just repeated his claim to having served in the IDF without for two seconds thinking, “Wait, is Brian Mast even Jewish?” He is not.

A graphic titled “Head Coach Power Rankings” posted by the website 33rd Team with an, in retrospect, utterly comical number of terrible teams at the top of the list.

So apparently this was posted back in early summer. Four weeks in and it’s bananas hilarious.

A screencap of Jerry & Elaine from the man-hands episode of Seinfeld with the caption “She had Rob Liefeld feet”, followed by another screencap where the aforementioned man-hands have been replaced with poorly drawn feet only the founder of Image Comics could possibly have drawn with such skill and panache.

#twothings

That counts!

This is a really helpful resource, thank you!

Seriously, where are the other sports accounts? I’m not saying I want Skip Bayless skeeting up a storm, but a couple more folks would be nice.

A Tweet from “Nick Adams (Alpha Male)” that says “I’ve heard Taylor Swift is in financial trouble after her recent Eras Tour flopped in ticket sales. That’s why she’s set her sights on woke anti-American and overpaid Travis Kelce who is making roughly $14.3 million per year with the Kansas City Chiefs”

I am BEGGING people on Twitter to realize that Nick Adams is and always has been doing a bit.

Yeah, if they would just let guys cum on their faces more they would be ecstatic, right Professor Feminism?

I missed Brianna Wu!

I would like to thank David Brooks for making me think about the intricacies of ordering liquor at an airport more than I have in the past 18 months. Well, 18 months on Friday. Regardless, not an optimal way for me to start my day.

A sad picture of a public area in an old steel town with whatever the urban version of a Napoleon complex is.

A guy posted in a Bills Mafia group that he’d finally taken the trip of a lifetime to Buffalo and it was a dream come true. He illustrated his excitement thusly and, like, this man needs to step up his dream game.

Also, Buffalo is NOT the nicest town in America. Miss me with that shit.

Checkmate, ding dongs!