Zero Dark Samus

The dinosaur bones is an explanation to cover ancient giant beings

Royalties in the mail hopefully

Jetpack cat, a new character in overwatch. The cat is orange and white and is wearing pilot goggles while sitting in a hovering blue jetpack type device

Are you aware they put your dude in a video game

Ah hell nah they brought out the swheel

Hark! There's a planet! It is too far, yet near. A mindless wind drifts over its eensy mountains. Perhaps toads could grow old there.

Final boss

If mamdani wins I'm going to leave New York (have to run some errands out of state this weekend)

Second day my dad had solar I found him sitting at the kitchen counter with his coffee, reading the metrics. "Looks like we used about 80% of the battery power overnight..."

Saba Food; F9G4+HPP, Laascaanood, Somalia https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=8.4765351%2C47.356855&query_place_id=ChIJ8WVOdgAvgz0RDxCRxJ-J-vU

Handmade signs in a child's handwriting papered with stickers on a metal gate. The signs read "Please vote for Zohran mamdani! Como is mean because he let a lot of old people die haha And Sohran is qood because he wants to make things free!"

Tell it like it is

A tabby cat and a tuxedo cat are sitting side by side, both staring directly at the camera. The tabby looks innocent with big round eyes, while the tuxedo cat—though technically a cat—almost looks like something… not entirely feline.

One of them is definitely a cat. The other… I'm not sure

Today they were giving out free cookies and cake for a welcome back party

The wise centrist knows that when you support moral righteousness over the law you are no better than your opponents, who support neither btw,

Physically uncomfortable as the realization slowly dawns on you

The Onion Is Sold by G/O Media The satirical news website was bought by a new firm in Chicago that took inspiration for its name, Global Tetrahedron, from a book written by The Onion’s staff.

NEWS: My friends and I now own and run The Onion. I’ll be the CEO.

We’re keeping the entire staff, bringing back The Onion News Network, and will share the wealth with staff. Basically, we’re going to let them do whatever they want.

Get excited.

A black and white cat with one eye sitting on a covered chair. Her top left lip is caught on her fang, exposing it.

Zonk sends her greetings

German for turtle is "Schildkröte" (shield toad)

A big ass thermos full of green tea. It rests upon my counter top, resplendent in its chartreuse and stickered mantle. Dangling from the tightened cap are a pair of intertwined teabag strings. They invite the viewer to imagine two bags of green tea leaves basking in the exquisite warmth of the water inside, as red-faced monkeys in a snowy hot spring.

It's big ass thermos full of green tea Sunday.

New leon chang goes

Hello Vitamin

boiling up the orange juice/ mixing in the nuts!/ hello there hot orangie/ i pour you in my guts